You press your gun against the back of a man walking down an alley “Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you and rob your corpse.” He replies “I have no reason that would satisfy you but if you take my life, you must take on my unfinished business. The bucket list is in my pocket.”
Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing
My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......
https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech
*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!
"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop
It would also probably have leeches in it.
Stopping you dead in your tracks - with style!
nevermind
(originally drawn 10/2/2023)
everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
eggcup-deactivated20180129
hey i have hiccups can someone scare me
eggcup
HOO!
thanks it worked
eggcup
……you can go now
Oh they just loveeeee to be stole by you you know?
So much that if you don't hurry they might end up showing at YOUR house and steal YOU @kneel-and-pray
So yeah, be on your guard.
Don't mind me at all. ehehe
hee...
You run a café on the edge of life and death. Souls who have been departed from their bodies temporarily, such as in comas or near-death experiences, can relax in your quaint cafe for as long as they need before they can either return to their bodies or begin their journey to the afterlife.
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
ender-friend
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
imperialvizierzorlok
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST
this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’
Pokemon Heritage Post
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!
WHAT?!
I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3
Photoshop is still considered an industry standard for commercial art so if you’d like to learn how to use it without breaking the bank, here’s a great tool for any artist hopefuls!
a friend called me a tsundere...
how am i meant to process this information?
consider yourself dead
That does kinda sound like something a tsunedere would say...
YOU FUCKER.
“I-it’s not like I want you to die or anything!”
i hate you all
