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im a huge jackass

@barlicscrampi

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

One time I was telling my dad that a guy friend of mine went to the high school that inspired Gossip Girl and that it was actually a prestige all girls school in upper Manhattan and I assumed he understood the guy was trans but he just asked “what, did he get in for diversity?”