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#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

I think that when you are thinking about planting roses, an important consoderation to keep in mind is that someday, you will die

Perhaps you love the meditative nature of caring for rose bushes but one day you will die, and no one will be able to manage the weirdly intense Gardening Regime that you set for everything you planted and your roses will become overgrown and dangerous and someone, perhaps, even, your beloved grandchild, will be obligated to take a pruning shear the size of their own fucking arm to a bunch of rose canes that are as big around as their own fucking wrist, PERHAPS, PERHAPS THESE THINGS MIGHT HAPPEN. JUST SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MIND.

This is a call out post for my grandfather who I love and miss very much every day... Wish he was still here with us, to trim his fucking rose bushes

Rose bushes are fucking monsters. My mom planted them in front of my sister and my windows so no one would sneak in bc thorns you know. And we can't kill them. We've tried. We've dug them up, poured kill shit on them, dug them up again. They just pop back up the next year like haha nice try! That was fun! We've given up all hope. Someday we will be free. We never water them. They are self sufficient and still thriving.

I hate rose bushes.

Are you sure your family is not under a magical curse?

I am absolutely not sure of that at all and would in fact place a large amount of human money on the fact that we are

This makes me infinitely more wary of the rose bush that just fucking sprouted up outside my office window a few years after we moved here.

@thebibliosphere it's like Demon Rose!

Roses are indeed monstrous pains in the ass.

Depending on the species they’ll either die from too much/not enough sunlight or they’ll turn absolutely feral and devour two trellises, half a picket fence and just about everything else unfortunate enough to get in their way.

Naturally I’m planting more of them around the perimeter of my property. I want neither visitors nor survivors. Consider me socially distanced via rose bush. Six feet and advancing in all directions with worrying speed.

this website is a great source of info about cat genetics, including a gathering of reports and resources on cats in Forbidden Colors

I think harmless mutations that make cool colors and patterns are neat and i want to see where these are going

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i see ppl complaining about having spotify premium and like. you guys do know theres modded versions of spotify app right

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and theres like, an app you can use to make youtube ad-free too. i can send a link to that as well

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ok so heres the youtube thing, never ever under any circumstances download it if you dont want any ads

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and never, NEVER download this if you dont wanna pay for premium

tommy i am going to kiss you DIRECTLY on the forehead thank you for telling us how to avoid getting premiums the Bad Way. absolutely fucking scrumptious my dude

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no problem bestie have kitty :)

youtube client for computers, ad-free and with subscription groups plus distraction-free settings: https://freetubeapp.io/

and to rip video/audio from many services: https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl 

:)

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Inspired by those tiny minifigures of Wukong and Macaque but, instead of a skirt of leaves, it was a crown of flowers.