SweetJesus

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I believe children are small pieces of devil
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adultnapped

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

Actually! Fun fact!

If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!

So 25. THAT’S when you start to die!

:D

Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm

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me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
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hushhatake

repeat after me:

there are white people suffering in the world

but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white

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Is there any criteria regarding who to call "babe" and who to call "sweetheart"

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HOW MANY FRIENDS DOES YOUR SIGN HAVE?

Aries: A squad of friends! Is squad a type of measurement?
Taurus: Like three. But they're solid pals.
Gemini: Varies considering the day. 20 yesterday, probably 2 tomorrow. who knows.
Cancer: They have 6 best friends.
Leo: They've got plenty, but they don't really know these people...
Virgo: A small circle, or clique. They have conference meetings to decide whether they'll accept more people.
Libra: Soooo many acquaintances and friends. They'll probably forget your name.
Scorpio: Like 2 friends they confide in. They're the nerdy clique that sit at the end of the lunch table alone in high school movies.
Sagittarius: Who knows? They're probably best friends with your mom lowkey.
Capricorn: Pretty picky about who they associate themselves with. You'll probably have to audition.
Aquarius: A weird variety of friends? They'll have a tea party with their best friend's little sister one day and hang out with a drug dealer the next.
Pisces: They think they're friends with everyone but in honesty people know of them, but really don't know them.
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What do you feel when you see someone of your age making millions and you're just sitting there eating your donut.

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Kishimato really hates Sakura.. I just can't believe the way Naruto Gaiden is going.. Aaggghhh..