Status:
In the mines chanting the ancient songs of my forefathers
Swinging my pick to the rhythm of a long dead heart
My life above long forgotten

Status:
In the mines chanting the ancient songs of my forefathers
Swinging my pick to the rhythm of a long dead heart
My life above long forgotten
Would DCAU Batman bite people?
OF COURSE.
Every Batman bites.
In fact, every Bat bites
When Bruce and Dick are having one of their biweekly blowout fights, it’s not uncommon to go into the Cave and see one or both of them just fucking CHOMPING on the other as they scuffle.
Damian and Jason get into some drama and Jason comes out of the fight with a full-on mold of Damian’s teeth on his bicep:
“The little shit is probably going to need braces, by the way, Bruce. Just saying.”
And no one talks about the time they saw Bruce trying to bite Clark. It’s embarrassing.
i remember this one post from like 7 years ago with one of the million undertale aus sans, and he was just the most pathetic guy on the planet, and in the post he went "well i may want to die but i gotta do laundry" and just silently cried next to the washing machine for a while
nothing ever captured that mood that perfectly ever again
looking through the tag was a mistake
New Ea-nāṣir lore just dropped and I don't know how to feel about that. I hate the meme but the guy having thugs coming after him for bad copper sales is perfect.
Wait wait WAIT
As someone who hard agrees with all your tags re: tired of the meem
BUT who is also invested in antiquities
Is it possible for you to drop the new lore
So the building in Ur where the infamous tablet was found (1 “Old Street” Ur Excavations VII) was actually full of similar tablets, all detailing how badly this guy's deals went. All of these tablets were collected and put into storage at the British Museum. Typically this kind of thing gets forgotten about, many of these tablets have been sitting there for a century, untranslated or partially translated.
This was recently partially translated and it's incredibly fragmentary, but it's a letter from the man himself reassuring a customer in Larsa about a bad shipment (a lot of goods were missing). He is upset that the customer sent thugs to collect (which is located in a different tablet). In turn, he sends his own to the customer's home. They are to make offerings at the temple of Šamaš together to symbolically "smooth things over". They are taking an oath.
He later goes on to blame the customer for the missing ingots. He (Ea-nāṣir) decided to employ a third party to deliver said ingots to the customer (all the way in the next city-state in the Sumerian cultural sphere). It seems like the third party either stole or got into a fight with the customer over the goods.
Ea-nāṣir now has to haul his ass to Larsa to deal with this personally. There's a lot of "Why don't you believe me?" "They don't listen to me!" "Please don't send-" going on in the tablet. But from what I can gather it looks like this peace offering (making an oath at the temple of Šamaš) broke down too. Everyone is blaming each other for the missing copper ingots and now the man himself has to take the three-day journey to sort out this issue. We have a name for one of the thugs: Mr. Shorty (kurûm). He seems to be a bit scary. The man from Dilmun got kicked out of the Merchant's Guild for a reason, he's had this problem before with copper shipments from Elam. Either he's the world's worst judge of character or he's embezzling, and badly. This is his side hustle stage where he's selling everything from used clothing to speculating (badly) on real estate. He may have dabbled in money lending too. He's your classic failed finance bro.
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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.
Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.
He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.
And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.
Loserlord indeed
last time i went to subway i went to the bathroom and a trans girl was LOUDLY fucking her cis gf in a stall and the employees said it was too awkward for them to do anything
peace love and joy on planet earth. i dont see the problem
honestly fuck her louder next time
I can relate to this on every level
“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”
bitches be sucking farts there
there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here
and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado
something tells me Skunks Georg
Samurai about to kill a pregnant woman. There's a glint of light and his sword slashes faster than the eye can see. Suddenly the woman isn't pregnant anymore, but the samurai is.
Can we implement a rule for next year that everyone has to sing in the native language of their country? I'm so sick of everyone just singing English
Give me DRAMA Give me CULTURE
GIVE. ME. FUN.
music isn't better or worse just because it's in a native language, I'm so over seeing this shitty fucking take all over tumblr every single year. as of right now everyone is free to choose whichever language they want, without any limitations on where that language happens to come from. it means many countries are choosing to send songs in english (the inofficial language of international pop music), but we've also gotten some unexpected choices: songs in italian from estonia and latvia, songs in french from austria and sweden, a little bit of arabic from italy, sranan tongo from the netherlands, swahili from norway, songs in completely made up languages from belgium on two different occasions...let's not forget the songs that combine a ton of different languages in one song, like romania 2007 and bulgaria 2012.
with a rule about native languages, you're taking away the opportunity to do these kinds of unexpected choices, but maybe that's what you people want?
what is a native language anyway? let's say that a singer's native language is arabic, but they live in a european country where arabic isn't any kind of official language. would they be allowed to represent their own culture in eurovision by singing in arabic, or would they be forced to only use the majority language of the country they happen to live in? accuse me of overthinking this all you want, but if you want a language rule, you're going to have to answer that question.
when we're talking about culture, do we mean the culture of the artist or the culture of the country as a whole? if we're only allowing the official/majority language of the country, minority and immigrant cultures and languages are deemed worthless in the context of eurovision. but maybe that's what you people want?
with a language rule, we would inevitably segregate the continent into separate little cultural boxes. but again, maybe that's what you people want. let's have a eurovision where artists have to put the culture of their country, however we're supposed to define that, before their own personal creative choices. again, maybe that's what you people want?
normal again 👍
horny again 👍
normal again 👍
horny again 👍
normal again 👍
you should spend more time training instead of being horny.
Sasuke…
I'm WHEEZING
the thrilling sequel
Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you
Why are your stupid little wizards and knights eating potato stew in your dumb European middle ages fantasy world. Where did they get potatoes from. Where is the center of domestication of potatoes, do you have a fantasy Andean civilization? What are the social and economic consequences of having such a calorie rich crop in cold climates. I don't care about "themes" or "enemies to lovers with found family", I didn't ask about that. Where does your idiot space captain gets their shitty coffee from. Is it imported from Earth? Are there coffee growing worlds? Is it an alien species replacement with the same name? What are the social consequences of that? Don't try to change the subject, I'll stop pointing the gun when I want, I'm trying to have a conversation here,
tiktok porn is so so funny.
why even try at this point
Imo the funniest part about tiktok is that despite how ridiculous and pervasive the censorship is, there's no evidence that any of it actually works. People get videos with allegedly suppressed words to go viral all the time. The Washington Post's social media team even did an experiment where they tried to get a video suppressed or banned by saying as many "bad" words in it as possible only for it to become their most popular video by a wide margin. Hell, the only tiktok to crack a million views on my account is also one of my most profane, and some of my other most popular vids are jokes about BDSM with no censorship.
The practice of self-censorship was developed because people saw that their videos were flopping and assumed it was because they were getting shadowbanned for mature content rather than accept the reality that The Algorithm is random and unpredictable.
That entire app has made it standard practice to use Orwellian newspeak euphemisms for everything for literally no material reason. It's like the online equivalent of every desk fan in south korea coming with a timer because a huge swath of the population there believes with no evidence that you can asphyxiate if you sleep in a room with a fan running overnight.
A similar phenomenon happened on Twitter. People straight up believe they can't say words like "commission" or "fundraiser" or "auction" or else the algorithm will hide their posts from people, but the fact is people just tend to interact less with posts asking for money or advertising a product. Despite several tweets debunking it, I still see people still to this day censoring the word commission because they think it will help more people see their posts.