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Purpetual Screaming

@bardofspade

What is this disappointment
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Wholesome

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i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

This is perhaps my new favorite video

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

oh yeah here’s one I made a while back

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I will be adding more in the next reblog

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More incoming :)

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I'm not done yet

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There might be still more (also i may upload some "cleaner versions" of other stuff)

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And that's it! You can reblog now :) I may also have semi-related stuff but that's all the pseudo-ragecomic reaction images i have

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I am trying to work on my Skyrim alchemy skills and I am not made for this. This is not my skill. I am aware that you can't get the Purity perk until you hit level 100 but fucking hell, all I seem to do is create the most absurdly, uselessly fucked up potions imaginable. I'm like "Let's make a potion to heal me!" and then what I get is half a gallon of dubious liquid that's like "Will heal 27 hit points, deplete your stamina, clear your mortal enemy's skin, and legally change your name to Uriel Septim the Ugly."

Weirdly these potions are nonetheless quite expensive

I am BAD at alchemy

I've never seen a poison of slow turn a target invisible...

This is amazing. On re reading it-

The target is slowed for appx 1 minute

For half of that time the target is invisible

If the target is under level 11 it will try to run away while invisible and slow

It will also give that target magic back.

Do not use against mages.

What the FUCK. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT MUCH BULLSHIT ON ONE POTION JUST MAKE POTIONS OF FORTIFY CARRY LIKE EVERY OTHER ALCHEMY FARMER

It happened again T_T

I have a lot of questions and concerns but this is amazing. Can i have some recipes ?

I have no idea what I did. I think maybe there was a spider egg

Okay, so I think I'm getting better! I mean this is baby steps territory, right, BUT this latest one is at least all positive in its effects, as long as you don't intend to use magic for a minute

You know, I’ve *never* seen the “emits a small light” effect before

The reviews are IN

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

Edit: Oh, right, and I just use normal white sugar to dust. As much as the dough can hold is best, which is why I always end up shaking the pan around like I’m panning for gold.

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I tried these when I saw this post last. They’re REALLY good. :)

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me: yeah it's just... I mean, okay, it's not that uncommon. come on. raise your hand if you had a crush on yuki-onna as a kid. everyone did.

everyone present for the intervention:

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before you think this is actually normal please receive a second piece of information: I also had a crush on kuchisake-onna

I found the most cursed most ominous thing on amazon today….. the offsetting sickly yellow, the ghost of him in the background staring into your soul disapprovingly, the unbalanced little guy off to the side, the mcdonalds logo, how off kilter the picture was taken, but worst of all it was just titled “seto kaiba” and that was it. I feel like his soul has been trapped in this disk and I am afraid. 

free him

OK ok i know i never add on to posts but i own this and its always in my computer 24/7

two things of note about this: this is what the icon looks like

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and for some reason they decided that they should make kaibas eyes follow your cursor and its terrifying

also there’s absolutely no way to describe how ominous the feeling of being in this main menu area is. yugi reads you this weird message, then kaiba repeats the exact same advertisement phrase three times in a row, and then the music changes to a very scary song thats just two notes repeated over and over again

important to add i found a video of someone playing it

i was watching it while adding this reblog and theres a fucking rap please listen to it

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