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Bardic Inspiration~~~

@bardicinspiration

I tag birds as Kenku because my own Bard PC is one.

amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:

  • the facial expressions
  • the effortless sensuality
  • I AM SO GAY
  • the inexplicable moment in which the dynamic between the two shifted like they changed bodies
  • did china allow this to be shown? china?
  • DID I MENTION THE GAY
  • what is the lore of this? I figured that it was a malevolent spirit shifting from one body to another
  • the part with the leg. you know which one I mean
  • seriously are they actresses cause this level of portrayal is more astounding than any Hollywood actress has ever amounted to
  • the end with the smile and the head grab and the beating heart
  • O H M Y G O D

Do you guys ever think about how much humans love singing? Because we really do. Before our kids learn to talk properly, they learn to sing, maybe not with words, and probably not in tune, but they're definitely singing.

We have song for and about every occasion, emotion, and activity. We learn things quicker by song than simply by memorizing the words. If you leave someone in the quiet, they sing to themselves, even if it's just in their head.

Every culture no matter how different has some form of music or song. Some of the most ancient artifacts we have from our long distant ancestors are musical instruments.

We are literally hardwired to get an endorphin rush from singing. Like we do from running. Which is interesting to me because common theory is that we get that "runners high" because that's our body's way of encouraging us to engage in endurance hunting.

So I wonder, if originally, humans weren't meant to speak. Maybe we were meant to sing.

In story after story, when we want to convey that a culture is beautiful and graceful, and ancient, we give them song-like languages. Or describe their voices as lyrical or musical. Tolkien elves, stick out as a good example.

Are we subconsciously giving them the old, familiar language that our ancestors had?

If you traveled back to the early days of humanity, would you hear our ancestors singing through the trees? About love, and hate, and happiness, and sorrow, just like we do now?

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As a music teacher, this may be the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

The Hurrian Hymn to Nikkal is the oldest surviving song in the world. It dates back to 1400 BC and was found in the Syrian city of Ugarit. The beautiful composition was a hymn dedicated to Nikkal, the Phoenician goddess of orchards whose name means  “Great Lady and Fruitful.”

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

THE GUY AT THE END

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down. 

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

 “Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”

Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”

My thighs are burning just watching.

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this video just laughed at me for being out of shape.

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I had a friend growing up that was from Slovakia or Ukraine, I don’t remember which. I knew him from kindergarten to 2nd grade. And since there wasn’t a large enough slavic community for this kind of dancing, he did competitive ballet. He would constantly complain that it wasn’t hard enough. Guys, its competitive ballet, one of the hardest sports you can be in as a young person. Those C-jumps the guys were doing? In american ballet or dance you usually only get your chest to where you head was. They have their bellybutton or hips where their head was. That’s fucking nuts with out running or a pre jump. This kind of dancing was constantly going on at their house. I would like to point out that’s insane. His mom and dad dance almost every day. Not as high since age. But still.

fuckin MOOD

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

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Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks to give!

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

give this man a fucking award

This song should play every time I enter the room

Millennial Anthem

my theme song, for sure. It should play while I’m at work.

this is the most amazing song i’ve ever heard oh my GOD

Something dramatic: *happens*

Jaskier: *gasps* *dramatic lute music*

Yennefer: oh hell yes, can you do that every time

Geralt: don’t encourage him

Jaskier: *sad lute music*

Geralt: I’m a witcher I want nothing… I feel nothing…

Yen: that’s so sad… Jaskier play Despacito 

Geralt: don’t you dare

Jaskier: *already playing it*

I add this because I think everyone needs the reference of how Despacito plays on a lute.

this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*

Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to

1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive

2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)

3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background. 

Everybody please contribute

4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire

5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat

6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise

  1. you are falling off a very tall biulding

7. The world has already ended, humans have been wiped from the face of our planet, save for a few survivors. You are one of those survivors. As you stroll through the streets of an abandoned city, crumbling skyscrapers around you, this echos out of an old school diner whose neon sign still flickers in the dusk.

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I think I've finally found some words to express my long-time irritation with how bards are typically represented and implemented in RPGs.

The most common phrase I've seen to describe the Bard class, in any game, is "Jack of all trades, master of none."

In other words, the bard is seen as a "filthy casual," someone who dips their toes into every skill-pool enough to be a crappy second-choice for any role, but never good enough to actually substitute for a missing role - at least not without optimizing for that role to the point they may as well have gone with a different class - and not the person you'd choose to group with for something truly difficult. They're seen as lacking the focus, or the skill, or the dedication to become truly good at anything.

This description has always bugged me. I love bards - I consider myself to be one, so I will admit to personal bias - but my image of a bard is cut from a different cloth, I suppose. I don't think of the tavern-crawling, bar-room brawling hedonist that seems most heavily represented in D&D tropes. My model for bards and bardic behavior came from the Harpers of Anne McCaffrey's Pern series, and I've spent a good part of my life internalizing that model.

So the idea that a bard is just a lesser-skilled, second-rate support class that has nothing to offer which another class (support or otherwise) can't do at least as well if not better, has always grated.

Focusing on this "master of none" concept as a limitation ignores the strength that a diversity of knowledge provides, and reinforces impostor syndrome with the reminder that, no matter what you do, you'll never actually be *good* at X, only tolerable. You'll never be as knowledgeable about Y as someone else. In short, there's always going to be somebody better than you at anything, so the message becomes "don't feel too proud or certain of your abilities."

So what is the strength that comes from a broad, if at times shallow pool of knowledge?

A bard may not know as much about a particular topic as a specialist, but they probably know the basics. The specialist can talk about their work, and the bard can - to a point - follow along, ask questions, possibly serve as a "rubber duck" to bounce ideas off of and catch simple mistakes that may have been overlooked.

A bard is the writer who researches various topics to bring realism to their work, because you "write what you know." Why does the bard know about metallurgy? Because they once wrote an epic about a legendary dwarven crafter, and it would not do to get the details wrong.

A bard is the advisor or counselor you go to with your problems, because their breadth of experience means they may have heard of more ideas to solve them - there's more than just a hammer in a bard's toolbox, so not every problem looks like a nail - and because they can empathize with and understand your problems, and you, better than anyone else. You talk to the bard because they make you feel seen and heard and understood, and even cared about.

(Side Rant: This is where the Horny Bard/"Seduce All The Things" trope misses the point, I think. Any character can be physically attractive, and most are - regardless of Charisma score. But the bard knows how to be a compassionate listener, how to connect with people in a way that many simply aren't used to experiencing. Sure, some might take advantage of this, but that's a matter of character personality rather than character class.

People would be rightly outraged if a spellcasting character used Charm Person to achieve the same results, even though mechanically there's no real difference. We can only be ok with the Bard doing this if we assume some level of agency and consent on the part of the NPC, something that is generally glossed over when this trope comes into play.)

A bard is the negotiator you bring in for a difficult situation, because they can read people, they understand how people think and can influence them, because they've met and studied so many people. Their knowledge of current events, politics, trade routes, agricultural practices, or even languages could be the deciding factor in getting to an agreement, whether that's just a better reward for the party or talking someone into releasing a hostage.

A bard is the person who is well aware of the fact their own skills are limited, but also well aware of the skills of those around them. The bard knows what their party members can do individually, as well as how their talents can work together. They know when to push, and when to retreat and try again later. The bard is the strategist, the mastermind.

A bard is a leader, but not the kind that takes credit for leading. The bard whispers the words that inspire an idea in the mind of the one who "looks the part" of a leader - the heroic, chiseled champion; the head that wears the crown; the peasant revolutionary. When a bard is praised, they are lauded for their skill in lifting others up, making them larger-than-life, encouraging them to be better than they think themselves to be. As part of a group, the bard is both the glue that holds the party together and the one who pushes each individual toward improvement and growth: the Team Mom, the Space Dad.

Yes, they can also be the obvious leader, or "face" of the group, but the bard can be just as effective behind the curtain. Some even prefer to be the stage manager, rather than the performer; the power behind the throne; the second-in-command, because they don't see themself as the leader type. But in their element, when they're not trying to be the leader, they inspire others to follow regardless.

How do you represent this, mechanically? The Inspire songs from 3rd Edition weren't a bad idea, but overall a person chose Bard for the aesthetic, not the mechanics. Other classes had spells that could duplicate the effects a Bard could achieve with their songs.

You have to make the mechanical advantage to having a Bard in the group better than what could be achieved by doubling up on another class. You have to make their inclusion propel the party as a whole into something greater than the sum of its parts, including the Bard. No, a Bard shouldn't be mechanically necessary but having one should make enough of a difference that it's always desirable - even to the point that not having one can feel like a penalty - and that can't happen when everything they can do can be reproduced by other classes, or when the benefit they do provide is considered a minor bonus at best.

But it seems clear to me that a Bard's abilities should always be enhanced by having greater knowledge, even if the benefit of that knowledge isn't immediately obvious to the given situation. Not enough to replace having first-hand skill, but perhaps similar to how skill synergies worked in 3rd edition, except that a Bard's Knowledge or Lore skill would synergize with every other non-lore skill, and even influence the benefits they grant to others through Inspiration.

If we're going to insist on the Jack-of-all-trades as a basis for the class, we need to get rid of the "master of none" appendix. The bard is a master at interpersonal relationships and of lore, of inspiring others to be the best versions of themselves, and of leading from the rear.

egyptian singer amira selim sings ancient egyptian verses at the pharaoh’s golden parade, in which the mummies of egypt’s ancient royalty were transported to their new home. 3rd April 2021.

this a hymn to the goddess isis btw

real question: is she singing in Coptic? modern Egyptians mostly speak Arabic