hi im lilith, thirteen, and i never fucking learned how to ride a bike
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
friendlyneighborhooddisasterbi
[ID: a photo of a billboard that says โhave a super mar. 10โ with the setting from super mario bros in the background, referring to how โmarch 10โ looks like โmario.โ end ID.]
your name is ittara lepide. (or dave. or tC.) you are a violetblood. (well, not really, youre just some human guy pretending to be a troll.)
you have MANY INTERESTS, such as MOVIES and VIOLENCE. you also like STARING AT TROLLS. it gets you INTO SO MANY VIOLENT SITUATIONS. you LOVE IT. (not really. you, dave, dont like violence. you do like COOKIES though)
your previous chumhandle was @barbiejeeps. how RIDICULOUS. transientCalamity suits you MUCH BETTER.
Are you okay?
i can't do this anymore, shadey. you heard me, i fucking quit.
shingami eyes on wikipedia continues to be one of the most baffling things ever
theโฆโฆโฆโฆ.. dog??? breed??????? is trans friendly??????????????
all samoyeds are trans allies. God bless ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and heโs literally sawing something in the kitchen rn
Anonymous asked:
Just need you to know I think about your sims ant hill a lot. Like almost daily. It vexes me but like in a good way?
What compelled you?
What was it that snapped in you that made you do that? Why??
Making the sims live like ants is just how I play games. I have never possessed the faculties to "snap" as you say, like dry spaghetti. Consider me instead a box of couscous: Pre-shattered and only takes 5 minutes to cook
The Ant Farm is actually rather tame compared to my usual fare.
Let's see....
Turning every single sim in the world into a werewolf and killing the ones I can't turn:
The grim reaper on his way to collect sims from my pool like so many dead bugs
Replacing every sim in the world with the grim reaper:
Seeing how many chickens I can put on a lot before it crashes:
Luring the repo man onto my lot so I can give him rabies by stacking hundreds of violins into a single square:
Then continuing to drag every NPC I could into my basement and kill them via rabies:
Which in turn inspired the Gummybear Convention:
Killing a family in specific ways that influence their mood, setting every outfit a bear suit, and constructing an airborne prison packed with as much emotion-inducing decor as I could fit to keep them in a perpetual state of agony or bliss
painting cats to look like other animals:
Figuring out that the resize key's upper limit does not apply to cheated objects and gradually engulfing the sun:
my woeful attempts at modding:
Facilitating various mishaps
And eventually, of course, circling back around to populating the bug gijinka society. Here we have corporate girlboss and her devoted husband:
Mrs. and Mr. Mantis
That's enough sims for now. Time for a tired shirecorn to curl up in the dirt and pass out.
Only a small portion of this is on my gallery page (shirecorn) and most of it is various wild animals inhabiting the bodies of household pets.
But if you'd like me to perhaps record myself playing, help me buy a microphone and I'll show you endless wonders. Or horrors. Depending on which side of the screen you're on.
hm I think I will make the sims live like ants
going really well so far
Any updates ?
we have a plant now
where are the working ants? and the slutty ones? and the princesses? You know a queen alone can't survive
girl the queen IS the slutty one
we're a brand new colony the magic hasnt happened yet
gotta hunt some drones if you know what I mean ;)
I somehow screwed up the entrance to the mound so we're making our first progeny in a bush
Also apparently Queenie McAntFace has been "bored" so I have gifted her the corpse of a small bird for entertainment
BROOD
Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays.
How to Towel your Dragon
Filing this one along with the best method for weighing tiny birds, in terms of the sheer undignity of it all:
*tiny muffled bird voice*ย โHow dare you!โ
HELP NO. THE SEASON TWO CHARACTERS DO SOMETHING AND FAN JUST GOES WOW THATS SO OUT OF CHARACTER :/
i think if marsh found out people ship her with characters she would like kill them
grotesqueman
did anyone else get like. frequently โshippedโ with other people irl
*hits the blunt* yugioh was propaganda because the season they opened the anime with in the US started by making you pity yugi for losing his exodia cards in like, the second episode i think it was. basically this fuck has a huge unfair advantage over everyone else in the world and is planning to use it to win a cash tournament. but youโre supposed to feel bad for him when he loses that advantage and ends up on an even playing field because the cards are โhis propertyโ. exodia is capital and yugi moto is the bourgeoisie
and kids are meant to think โwow id hate it if i had exodia and i lost it. i could have exodia someday so for some reason i empathize with that situationโ itโs literally capital
Luke ur literally misreading this entire fucking thing cuz kaiba is literally a fucking CEO and heโs the villain. this show is anticapitalistโฆyugi losing the exodia cards is actually about how the proletariat loses the true value of their labor under the surplus theory of value
ok listen up though yugi literally gets possessed by the spirit of a pharaoh and inherited the exodia cards from his grandfather they are clearly a metaphor for the divine right of kings under feudalism and weevil is the bourgeois revolutionaries overthrowing feudalism. only joey wheeler, the true hero of the proletariat, can