i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

Rare atl photos

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

Boogie by BROCKHAMPTON is more effective than Red Bull

and dare I say it,

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

……..what does this mean

It means you just have to deal with that

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

05.19.17: i mean, i guess we’re doing kiwi again.  i feel like jay z.

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

me as a defence attorney: [mouthing ‘girl this is bullshit’ to the judge as the prosecutor talks]

judge: [shaking her head and mouthing ‘I know baby’]

Hollywood: *shows me more Jennifer Lawrence movies*

me:

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

My look is attractively ambiguous. Am I cute? Am I ugly? You don’t know . You need a second opinion .

me, after I watched A Quiet Place and I hear a noise:

pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol