Had another dream of the elderly southern italian man on that same mediterranean vista sobbing because he never ate a hotdog at an american ballpark. It's starting to really get to me. He was a lot older this time.
new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself
I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3
Feb 23, 2016: Federal MPs Pat Conroy and Tim Watts play with My Little Pony toys in the Australian federal parliament
“A person who desires to have good understanding of knowledge should place a sapphire in his mouth every morning, upon getting out of bed and when fasting. He should hold it in his mouth long enough for it to absorb the saliva which moistens it. He should take it from his mouth, then warm a bit of wine in a metallic vessel over a fire. He should hold the stone in the vapor of that wine so that, by sweating, it becomes damp. Then he should lick off some of that moisture and the saliva, which had heated the stone, and swallow it, and he will have pure understanding and knowledge.”
- Hildegard Von Bingen
you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser
Go fuck your self. So the 70’s is only about pussy hair? Moron.
^poser
Anonymous asked:
online smash anon again i can pretty much guarantee that i had nothing to do with you losing fun ❤ i was dogshit at the game i still am ❤ but i dont regret our intercontinental matches for even a second. nintendo these days would not approve our love 💔
no its good i can only play against other dogshit players
Anonymous asked:
in another life we played smash bros together on 3ds but it was stupid annoying to set up because i was too scared to come off anon. its been almost 10 years hope youre doing well king
DAAMN im pretty sure i remember this. i remember actively giving up playing smash because the difficulty curve for online multiplayer was so insane
Dr entering the room with a solemn look: I think you might be a twisted firestarter
