I Have Polydactl Cats

sc: notglo

FUCK IT THE WHOLE WAY UPP

Black Excellence

he died

so my cat was today outside for the first time, look how happy he looks!!

me as hell

“My father was on strike one Christmas. I think I was six years old. And whenever the union was on strike, we’d go without. So there weren’t many presents under the tree that year. Dad explained to us that he was standing up for everybody, and that he needed our help. He promised us that he’d get us more presents once he got back to work. Then the night before Christmas, somebody broke into our house. They slit the screen on one of the windows and stole everything. I woke up to my mom screaming. All our presents were gone. But that ended up being the best Christmas we ever had. Because a few hours later, six guys from the union showed up, and they were carrying bags and bags of presents.”

ADELE BROKE THE GRAMMY IN HALF SO SHE CAN SHARE IT WITH BEYONCÈ

This is literally what happened

APPLE GOT ME OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A JOKE

what’s going on

HIS GRANDPA DYING WHAT THE FUCK

im on the floor