Commission of Domovoy and his wife Kikimora. Friendly house spirits.
Optimus Prime: If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be them in the future
Starscream: Megatron LMAOO. Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons LMAOOOO!!!😭😭😭
have I ever told y'all,,,how much I love soundwave like,,,PRIMUS someone help me this glorious daddy has taken over my life
Perceptor: Brainstorm, we have to respect women! Brainstorm: *inhale*I F S H E B R E A T H E S S H E A T H O T
Ah yes. If it isn't Soundwave and Shattered Glass Soundwave
Christ descends upon the robot fuckers
Anyone: *sneezes* Starscream: Did I mention that I personally terminated the Autobot, Cliffjumper ?
At first it was cute and then… Junk rat happened.
What a monster
Megatron: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Starscream: Yes, my lord
Megatron: I was hula hooping. Optimus and I attend a class both for fitness and for fun
Starscream: Oh my god
Megatron: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle
Starscream: Why are you telling me this?
Megatron: Because no one will ever believe you
Starscream: You sick son of a bitch.
Zarya: I'm a champion weightlifter and that's what inspired my summer costume- Sombra: i LikE SNoRKeL *turns invisible* (LOUD SCHWAPSCHAWPSCWAP AS SHE RUNS AWAY)
When you’re stressed/angry/sad people say drink some water, well now I’m stressed/angry/ sad and I have to pee
Did I save this picture or did this picture save me ?
Lines used for comedy relief suddenly being used to break our hearts is why I stay up at night.
So I tried to teach my friend about transformers but the only thing I managed to teach her was that "SHOCKWAVE IS THE ONE WITH THE TITTY, SOUNDWAVE IS THE ONE WITH BABIES"
When Megatron has fallen but you're still not leader of the Decepticons
Knowing that TFP Cliffjumper is voiced by Dwayne Johnson I think it's safe to say that we can now address him as Cliff "the rock" jumper
