theres no hot topic in england yall just have to rummage through noel fielding’s bins how tragic

Attempted to take a cute video of my cats licking each other, and then this happened… 

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the DELIVERY

Shakespeare would write this

THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

Top this, bottom that. I’m sex repulsed. I don’t care. Get your pocket knife out and whittle me a duck. That’ll impress me.

if we both turn 40 and we're still single let's get together to plan a heist

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Beautiful madness

The highlight of this vid is always hearing Elmo’s voice saying “Don’t make me pull this on you. I’ll fuck you up. I’ll FUCK YOU UP.”

I’ve realized my Ideal Outfit is this:

button-ups, high-waisted jeans, and Docs. You literally can’t go wrong.

it’s perfect. you can dress it up or down. it’s flattering on any body type. it’s the perfect amount of androgynous, and it even has Femme and Masc variants:

Right now I’m wearing a botanical print blouse I thrifted off etsy and it’s from the 90s so it has shoulder pads sewn in. fuckin sweet is what it is

to anyone who says that their body type wouldn’t look flattering in this sense of style- i am plus sized and am a firm believer you can wear anything you waNt and yoU caN WeaR thIs and LoOk AmAZinG

PHOTO EVIDENCE !!! YOU CAN WEAR THIS !!!!!

YESSSSS I saw some tags saying they didn’t think they were “skinny enough” to pull off this look when I clearly said it’s flattering on any body type cause it’s a good ass look !!!

This is what he would have wanted