we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

what if i told you there was one user on the russian social network/ video sharing website odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники that has uploaded nearly every movie ever from 1896 to the current day, mostly with subtitles. and including that has uploaded every criterion collection film in full hd with subtitles. for free. all hail ok.ru user fleurinna guta

they keep their films in unlisted folders so you cant just see them all on their profile unfortunately but ill provide links. also don't ask me why this user separates their films in this way, i don't know and frankly it confuses me too.

this is a much better alternative to stuff like 123movies or bflix because there are no hot singles in your area or games that you wont last 5 minutes playing. hope u enjoy and let us all praise and embrace user fleurinna guta

oh heck yeah

ok.ru is always my go to for safer film finding and is great for hard to find gems 

so just verifying for anyone hesitant that it’s an alright site to use and you can use it without logging in as long as you don’t mind either hitting skip on the login prompt regularly OR just fullscreen a video to avoid seeing it entirely. 

Happy watching!

the bravest person in the world

im obsessed with her

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

i wish i was  abigfoot scientist making bigfoot bucks being interviewed on netflix documentaries about disappearances in americas national parks (bigfoots done it)

Bigfoot is actually Cain from the bible, that’s why everyone wants to fuck him.

BELIEF INCORPORATED

Cat spit that out it’s Mormon

BELIEF UNINCORPORATED

baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour

there's a whole culture of mostly white women whose entire personality is "Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee or ill kill you" and a barista's job is to deal with those people before they've had their coffee

Whenever a swiftie tries to talk to me abt how great a songwriter Taylor Swift is I think abt these tiktok comments

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

If you're scared of being falsely accused of rape, just don't go outside. Don't go out at night, that might give a woman a chance to accuse you, especially at parties and clubs. Just be responsible. Watch out for yourself. Don't be stupid. Don't get a woman angry to the point where she'll consider doing that, don't tempt her. and if she did falsely accuse you, I mean, what were you doing? Are you saying she falsely accused you so you can get sympathy points? How do we know you aren't the monster here? Why are you being so cruel? Do you want attention? You shouldn't ruin her life like this, saying that she faked being raped by you. Do you have any proof it didn't happen? If you're just careful, it won't happen. Stop being dramatic. It's not that much of a problem. Why do men have such a victim complex?

“Divine feminine” girl shut the hell up

"hey op what the fuck does this mean" is tumblr's "ummm. he's right behind me isn't he"

one time I got in a twitter argument I didn't really have any investment in so I drew an mspaint doodle of myself as christ on the cross and for some reason that didn't deescalate the argument

the phrase ‘YOU try pooling for plumbing money in a queer space’ is instantly entering my vocabulary

every six months a new show comes out that looks like this

3 babies in one year???

Assuming she had the first baby in January, was pregnant again by February. She would have her 2nd baby in October.

Shorty not having three babies in one year! I hate you ghetto ass fucking authors.