s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100%

s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad

Beyond scaled. Dipped within the inferno and incinerated beyond recognition. Complete and utter annihilation. 

bridge to terebithia is such a harsh wake-up call as a kid like “surprise, sometimes main characters die. welcome to the real world motherfucker.”

Kate Chisman (Run)

kawaii <3

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

Mind fucking blown you little shit

are u a html code because id put u on top of my </body>

Shout out to all the Trans kids going back to school to face being misgendered, going to the wrong bathroom, and overall not feeling comfortable with who they are. We love you, you’ll make it through

I’m scared haahah

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot