Maybe So

imma be 40 years old on tumblr.com like… just filed for life insurance lads

it’s so weird to me that shrek originally wasn’t meant to have a scottish accent can you imagine him with an american accent? it wouldn’t be the same the scottish accents adds some flavour some zest a certain je ne sais quoi

him shouting ‘DONKEY’ wouldn’t be as powerful

SDKSKDKAKDK

*goes to scottland* *squints suspiciously* why is everyone doing a Shrek accent

yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

Me irl

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people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

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when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

WHAT

we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker

self love ain’t just bubble baths & face masks it’s owning up to your shit , accepting your flaws , encouraging yourself to do better.