I'm not okay .

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

You're right but its pretty funny to watch.

when u take a cookie without askin mama

HHAHAHA

;')

He was right-.-

I can’t stop laughing at this. Oh my God

I once opened a fortune cookie that read “There’s never shame in asking an honest question”

Are you a virgin?

I once opened a fortune cookie that read “There’s never shame in asking an honest question”

Are you a virgin?

There’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

It’s called the throne

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

"my ass"

open 24 hours

AWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"oh i forgot to make dinner"

"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

Seriously ?! I thought it would turn around and be like “ha you thought I was scared? Gotcha bitch (;

This one time in English class we were learning about “Apostive sentences” and my teacher said “anyone from the class have a name example?” she picked me and I said “uherm , Jake from state farm!” … She throws her marker on the ground and yells at me and she loses it ! Then she makes us take a long test the next day .

So I was in Colorado and we were driving up a mountain and my dad said “look how high we’re getting oh my gosh!” And I couldn’t hold in my laughter

Remember the time in our lives where we use to shuffle play our music and just play that one song over and over again and reject all the other songs .