interviewer: if you had to describe yourself in three words, what would they be?

me:

O'DOYAL RULES

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

here u go

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

2017 better be nice to my mom

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

But did you recognize it?

i……….. did…………

no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

@iguanamouth have you seeeeeeen this?

slrup

@eatnsand

sneks always ptht after a drink

sup bro

don’t look at me in that tone of voice