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Its Me; The Prince Of Bandits

@bandit-prince

I’m just a dork who likes other idiots 😂
This also doubles as a multi muse rp blog
Name’s Bandit or Theo
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My roleplay blogs include tiny-Titan-exo, brayscharitycase, and asks-Shaw-Han
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Fandoms that I will write for: Destiny 1 & 2, Fallout 3-4 including New Vegas, SCP, ARK Survival Evolved, Trollhunters/Tales of Arcadia, Mass Effect, Don’t Starve, Outer Wilds, Marvel, HLVRAI, Half Life, and Transformers (Any timeline, though I know the most about G1/IDW).
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Isolation is a terrible thing and even though she had gone through the process of grief, she yet felt empty from her ordeal, save for one of her few remaining connections.

Carefully, Echo set up her flat, circled altar and rested her vanguard cloak upon it. She knelt before the altar, raised her hands and bowed her head—an offering, *a tithe of light* with the nsme of the Bishop Taûryx on her lips. — @mantleoflight

“I suggest you stop that, before it gets away from you.”

Three soul fire eyes stare at Echo from the darkness, though from their height it could only be an Acolyte. “I know you’ve done this before, but that was a different form. Besides, if you do it here and now, it’ll all go to the Witch Queen, even if you call on her Bishop.”

The Acolyte slowly steps out from their hiding spot, careful to keep considerable distance between themself and the Lightbearer. “You’d need something to tie yourself to the Bishop, but even then, it’ll go to the Witch Queen. She’s moving strings, calling in all of her tithes she’s owed.”

Their chitin rustles for a moment, as they glance towards the exit. “Be quick, you may be in for more then your bargained if you stay around.”

Hey, since holiday is dead, who’s watching caydes chicken?

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Colonel has been moved to the Tower plaza! She's at the tree near Zavala. I know her model is still visible in the Hangar, possibly due to the technical stuff (or they forgot lmao).

But if we want, we can say that Colonel is free to move around the Tower and that when she's in the Hangar, she's being watched by Niik! Niik is an Eliksni who was a great friend to Amanda and was quite upset over her death, but she can still be seen working at Amanda's station where they previously worked together! I got into the instance where she's watching Amanda's old ship, but you can also find her working on a nearby sparrow or chilling near the memorial.

And when she's in the courtyard, she's being watched by Zavala and all of our friends chilling in the Tower!

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If you want a lore answer Saint-14 is actually the one who took over watching Colonel, not Amanda!!

You can read about it in Duress and Egress but here's the relevant line:

Ana nodded. "Whatever happened to Cayde's chicken?"
Zavala sighed. "I believe Saint has anointed it as some sort of 'Pigeon Lord.'"
Ana's locked jaw melted into a smile.

So about Pasiphae’s bull troll Changeling lover~?

Based on @xdeusxmachinax’s idea of the Cretan bull being a Changeling whose troll form is mistaken by onlookers as a white bull instead of a white bull Troll~

There’s so much tenderness in his expresison, and the queen looks so comfortable in his lap. 

Life for women in ancient greece was hard….I imagine a changeling could understand, what its like to be less than.

Even easier, for them to understand each other, and she doesn’t care if he isn’t a gift from the sea god. He loves her.

And that in itself is worthy of myth.

My heart is filled with joy right here!

History of Rhodus, the “Cretan Bull”:

//Ohoho be ready to have your hopes and joys dashed bc oh boy, the story of both the Cretan Bull and its son, the Minotaur are two tales of the same tragedy.

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oh my goddd they are animals ... They are as follows: mountain lion, chicken, black kite, seal, pine marten, and ouppy <3

love watching guardians meet up at fishing holes and excitedly emote at each other like dolphins gathering to make a hunting superpod

also when it's different classes it's like. different species of dolphins

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Something that never gets old for me is a single grenade landing on the doc amid a group of fishing guardians. And then at least 2 or 3 supers being thrown at the poor dreg who threw it seconds later.

he had it coming tbph

and also people getting frustrated and letting their super loose in the middle of the pond XD

“Shouldn’t you be on the Throneworld?”

Shaxx’s voice was jovial as the other Titan approaches. Though despite the slight reprimand he reaches out to pat Darrix’s shoulder, puffing his chest out more than usual. “Come for some Crucible, Titan? I’ve got a match coming up in half an hour that could use you.”

Darrix laughs, steadying himself after the well meaning but strong handed pat. “I have today off! Well, from that anyways. I had to help with the Titan situation earlier and I was given leave for the rest of the day. So, I figured I’d do some Crucible!”

Shaxx’s grin was audible in his voice, as was his pride. “I’m glad to hear that, Guardian. Do you need any bounties before you ship out? You’ll need to watch the boards for the arena to be announced, I haven’t quite decided which one I’m going to have you all use yet.”

Darrix can’t help but bounce on their heels, nodding excitedly.

“Okay! And yeah, if you have a melee bounty or a grenade bounty I’ll take those!”

Shaxx picks up his datapad, swiping left on the screen to activate it. “Oh, you know me, I *always* have a grenade bounty. But how about a Super bounty too, eh? You need more practice getting them out in Crucible.”

“Ehh..okay. But only because you say so.” Darrix chuckles, shrugging his shoulders. “You know I’m no good at getting Supers out when I’m panicked.”

“Exactly my point! You need more practice.”

Darrix was a long ways off before Lord Saladin made his way over to the Crucible Handler; casually, but firmly.

“Shaxx. I have a question for you, if you’re not busy.”

Lord Shaxx looked up from the computer that was replaying an earlier match, hands resting on his hips. “Not too busy, no. What’s wrong? Something on your mind?”

“Yes. I’ve noticed that Hive fanatic seems rather drawn to Crucible, and Trials of Osiris, and yet, he avoids Iron Banner like the plague. Any thoughts as to why?”

“Many! I’ve wondered why on several occasions. Partially, I think they’re frightened of failure, and Iron Banner contains many failures.” Shaxx’s hands did not move from his hips, though he rocked once, twice, on his toes.

Saladin, however, did not seem satisfied by this answer, a growl entering his voice. “But that doesn’t keep him away from the Trails, and yet he’s never won a match! He’s never ascended to the Lighthouse! I’m starting to think he never will. So, why is Iron Banner so different?”

Shaxx sighs, heavily, shaking his head and stepping away from the computer to be face to face with the other. “I think that has to do with Saint-14 being his mentor. Saint pushes him to do Trials, and Darrix enjoys the small fireteam format, compared to a bigger team. It’s why they prefer Elimination Crucible to, say, Mayhem. If there’s too much going on, they get overwhelmed, and then they start to fall. I’m trying to work with them about it, but it’s been slow going. But progress is progress nonetheless!”

The growl in Saladin’s voice didn’t subside, even as he begins to pace back and forth along the Crucible platform. “I could help him. You know I could. And yet, he doesn’t even give me the time of day.”

“I think-“ Lord Shaxx butts in, holding up a finger. “That bridge has been burned, my friend.”

Saladin looks up, dark eyes narrowed. “What? How?”

Shaxx glances at the computer as it gives a beep of protest, and he turns to face it once more, typing in a passcode and an override code.

“See, you think your disdain is hidden behind your gruff exterior, but you can’t hide everything. When Darrix first arrived to the Tower, you *were* one of the loudest voices to tell them they weren’t welcome, and that they wouldn’t ever amount to anything.”

“It was fuel for his fire! A chance for them to prove me wrong!” Lord Saladin’s fist slams against a wall, causing Shaxx to growl a warning of his own.

Saladin pauses, taking a breath. “I’m sorry, this is just irritating nonesense. How could that have burned bridges?”

“Not everyone uses that as fuel, Saladin. Darrix isn’t Zavala. They aren’t one of your Young Wolves. They’re very emotionally sensitive, another thing that we’re working on. Well, that’s more Saint and Eris’ domain, but nonetheless. You can’t just yell at them that they will never succeed and expect them to just brush it off. It’s rather like, say, Corinth. You know, Cayde’s kid? You wouldn’t tell him he wouldn’t amount to anything.”

Saladin shakes his head, but hesitated before responding. “No. I wouldn’t. But I don’t let Corinth participate in Iron Banner either.”

Shaxx sighs heavily, shrugging his broad shoulders. “Then I don’t know what you want me to say, besides I don’t think you need to worry about them doing Iron Banner.”

“Tch. If we could get him off of that Throne World, and get them to stop consorting with the Hive, maybe we could turn him into a decent Titan. Give him something worth fighting for.”

Saladin had stopped pacing, his gaze turning outwards, towards the Last City, and then up, at all of the ships littering the sky. “They have the whole of humanity to fight for, and yet all they care about is a bunch of rotting corpses pretending to be Lightbearers.”

Shaxx..almost rose to the bait. He could feel a familiar prickle of Arc energy at the base of his skull, but he ignored it; taking a deep breath instead.

“I understand that you’re upset, Saladin, but that’s no reason to attempt to make me see them in a worse light. I rather like Darrix, if I’m honest. They’re very loyal, and a decent team player, when their competitiveness doesn’t get in their way. You can’t focus on the negative and expect the positive to just appear in front of you.” He glances up, noting the other Titan’s disapproving glare.

“If you don’t believe me, go talk to Eris yourself. Or Ikora. Or Zavala. They all trust our Hive Fanatic, and I trust him too. He’s sweet. Just because you don’t like him doesn’t mean you can make other dislike him.”

Saladin sputtered an angry response, made incoherent by the fact that he was quickly stalking off.

Shaxx smiles a little, behind his helmet, finally turning to fully face his computer once more.

“Now, how about we do give them a little something to fight for. Is the Dreadnaught clear for a match, Arcite?”

*deep breath*

okay. i'm. very very sad. so i'm gonna. try and distract myself with some more art. but if i don't like. respond to people that's why.

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the only super long Tumblr post I love

*raises hand very slowly* Yes, hello I have a song for your Witness OC ship, one for you to make a little AMV in your head. It's called In The Dark by Solence

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HI SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, had to integrate the song in my system so I could better process the vibes + studying + mood swings

ALSO thank you for thinking about me, I never give it for granted that people actually read my ramblings, so I appreciate it a lot T^T

Oh my God, the song- the song is actually just so so Witness-coded I can't even put it in words

(sorry if I sound incoherent, my brain can't elaborate information well lately)

The lyrics express a longing for love, a desire for it to be satisfied and it fits the Witdraal ship so well, actually: the Witness is incapable of feeling clear emotions and in my writing it's often alluded how its heart is cold and unresponsive to other individuals, but the spark in it that still holds onto its once-human nature makes it crave for affection

I like how it seems that the singer has what it desire for the taken, but still desires more of it: it shows a subtle layer of a kind of love so sincere that results in pure adoration for the partner, making the relationship look extremely soft from the outside - which, again, perfectly captures the essence of the Witness's dynamic with Ysdraal

And, I mean,

So, darling, meet me in the dark,
In the shadows of my heart

is such a Witness thing to say: it gives off its dark nature and powers without resulting too edgy, instead sounding more like an actual prayer for someone to come and bring it comfort - furthermore, the guitar and the drums underline pretty well the thin layer of the Witness's despair for its situation, making it sound in the second part more like a cry for help than an actual request (this makes me think that maybe the song would fit better the post-Collapse period, when Ysdraal is dead and the Witness is still processing the loss)

(additionally, the whole thing gives 2010 vibes and that is so much my style, so I may give this band a further look 👀)

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your ship sparks joy

I can sense the faintest hint of sarcasm in your voice, but it's alright! They do spark joy, before everything goes to shit =D

No Sarcasm! breakneckpeixe is xdeusxmachinax! She’s just my Warlock Guardian with an affinity for scorn and Spider.

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Coders:

import java.util.Date;

public class TheFuckYouAre {    public static void main(String[] args) {        int x, y;        x = 0;        y = 1;        for(int i =0; i < 20; i++) {          System.out.print(x + “\t”);          int t = y;          y = x +y;          x = t;        }    } }