you know i had to do it to em

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

PLEASE read this

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

I talked about poop too much he doesn’t love me anymore

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

He's allowed to get himself two kinds of ice cream! He deserves it

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

can i smoooke the loose cigarette in your purse that got wet three separate times with three different liquids

@internetslug

B: Not you.

i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

Meta knight be...uh...

baseBALLING >:D

Slow day for the quest board, resulted to commercialism but that resulted to an even slower day.

(I think that selling lemonade would've been a hit seeing how exotic fruits are, but this image of them is funnier in my mind.)

there are more straight2gay comics, of mordecai and rigby, than there are stars in the universe.

Remember when they killed mr peanut and brought him back as a baby

Everyone hated this baby

god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

nvm she texted back Siri play butterfly by crazy town

drops some more bugs 😱

Customer: I PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT, MY RACE IN GAME IS GNOME. GNOMER 1 DMV: GNOMER CAN BE A WORD MEANING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT Verdict: ACCEPTED

hey check out these bugs ^0^