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oh my gosh my ex's mom ordered my self published book on sex education and is currently doing a book study of it with her friends and is giving my ex reviews on each chapter how is this my life
also important to note that her and her friends are in in their late sixties
just overhead the most fucked up conversation at walmart:
customer: do you guys have any grapes?
employee: no, they stopped making grapes *walks away*
a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree
oh my gosh my ex's mom ordered my self published book on sex education and is currently doing a book study of it with her friends and is giving my ex reviews on each chapter how is this my life
HAAAAANK! DON'T PREORDER STARFIELD! YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE FULL OF BUGS ON DAY ONE! HANK YOU KNOW THEY CAN'T FILL 1000 PLANETS WITH CONTENT IT'S ALL GONNA BE GENERIC MISSIONS! HAAAAAAANK!!!!!!
THIS PLACE IS A MESSAGE - PAY ATTENTION TO IT!
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haircuts matching face shapes is a lie it's not real. it's made up
"i can't have short hair it won't look good with my face shape :(" yes you can and yes it will. that's not real
Need a therapist letter for trans surgery?
Check the GALAP Directory! The Gender Affirming Letter Access Project is a directory of US based therapists organized by state that are willing to write surgery support letters without gatekeeping! Short appointments, generally free letters.
The site lists out therapist names and locations as well as open trans/non-binary status & whether or not a therapist is a PoC.
Imagine you're an actor on Gotham Knights and you're planning to come out for pride month 2k23 and you confide this in human low battery smoke alarm MISHA COLLINS and he proceeds, before you can come out, to vague tweet about how of someone comes out while he's on his "meditation retreat" he's very proud of them and the insane destiel cockles girlies assume this is about human manscaped ad Jensen Ackles and now you can't fucking come out because everyone is going to lose their fucking minds about whether you coming out means jackles is straight and you can't even bitch out Misha because he turned his phone off while he's getting his asshole bleached in Tahoe
every day the supernatural fandom sends emails.
which they do because Misha Collins is committing psychic warfare against them WHAT THE FUCK
this tweet is less than a day old and i can already hear in the hall of the mountain king.
Can confirm that this works much of the time with kids up through about 2ish.
Sometimes things are a LOT for little ones and crying is just the best option they can come up with to try and deal with it. Making that into something that is distracting and new sounding can reroute the "cry" function into the "explore" function.
It doesn't always work, because sometimes the crying is things like "I hurt and funny noises aren't enough to distract me from that". But in my experience this is a great thing to try if you've got a fussy babu.
Also, if they are young enough, burping is the answer like 98% of the time. They might fart or poop instead, but the act of bouncing and patting the back helps all of that and cures a lot of cries.
I tend to avoid armchair diagnosing celebrities with things, as they are strangers, I don't know them, and it's honestly weird to me when people DO do that, but occasionally, this quote from a 2022 Christian Bale interview pops into my head...
When I went through years where I wasn’t getting work, there were times when, you know, I was looking through like, “Oh, what’s my insurance policy, because the tree just fell from the neighbor’s yard?” And I was like, “I can’t read that.” But I went, “I will become a character who loves nothing more in life than reading insurance policies.” And I read it back to front, and then I called my State Farm representative and I went through it, and they were exhausted. They said, “We’ve never had anybody be this thorough with anything.”
...and I'm just..."dude, that is not neurotypical behavior, but also, interesting strategy."
Unironically I think this site and queer spaces in general do a lot of good for appearance anxiety. To be a daughter who grew up in the stranglehold of the Aéropostale mid-2000's era, to now wake up in 2023 and throw on some absolute bullshit in the morning and go "yeah, a lesbian somewhere would find this super hot." Affirming. Soul-healing.
Hi, I'm new to this, but, from what I've seen are you the person who made nyan cat?
no im popular for even more insane reasons
