Juvenile Black-Tailed Jackrabbit (via desertsirena)

BIG

FOCKING

Our DM’s Guide to D&D Classes

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

Now that Thanos has all of the Infinity Stones, there’s only one being that can stop him…

Always reblog when I see this video

and people say the baroque times weren’t fun. it was lit af back then. bach was turnt

what the “do not disturb” status probably means: i just dont like the bleeping noise. i will respond when i see your message though how i interpret the ominousness of the little red dot: talk to me and i will rip your fucking nuts off

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))

“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay

if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc there’s a 75% chance they’re just using that as an excuse for their own shitty behavior so that they don’t have to put an effort into being better, kinder people

few things I love about this scene:

* Aunt May mouthing “WHAT THE FUCK” as she hides her face from Tony with her tastefully falling curls

* Tony winking up a storm as May’s peripheral vision is obscured by her own tastefully falling curls

* Peter being able to see both adults trying to be sneaky

tag yourself im chaotic average

Getting ready for pride month

I’m somewhere else.

Take a break.

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

im developing a new app called tender. its tinder but you have to be nice or you get arrested in real life. please invest in my startup

Me: *coming out of the bookstore*

Parent: Did you buy more books

Me: