dr who’s cock and ball detector going wild

gaydar

The good life

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fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?

glad im not friends with anyone who plays nasty big anime tittie gacha games 😎

About that...

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

i became more evil if you’re curious

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Is this for real?

I promise

Watching commercials for the first time in a while, and I am laughing at the little 'filmed before covid' disclaimers at the bottom for the ones showing parties and bars and social gatherings 🤣

[scene at a social gathering]

*do not attempt

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

1 800 R U SLAPPIN

Why is everyone reblogging this now. It's not even Sunday. So impatient...there's a right time for everything. Tsk tsk

what did that dog do to you

Real men pee sitting down Cos it’s just time to take a break

real men pee sitting down because their mommy makes them

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

It’s currently 30°C so I made my cat a wind tent 

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Its over 100 F (38 C) where i live, is my cat suffering?

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees