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Banana Bonanza!

@banana-bonanza

Allied Mastercomputer / Adaptive Manipulator / Aggressive Menace
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I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

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actavissyrup

Legit: Buy Actavis promethazine cough syrup ” lean drank purple” @ $200 per 16 oz( Hi tech, qualitest also available @ $150 per 16oz). text  281-819-7927. Grab yours now!! Payment by western union/money gram or pay with debit card online easy. I accept half payment upfront and half upon delivery ONLY on special

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gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

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"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

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"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

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Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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can someone pls explain

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Cops lie all the time about being contact poisoned with fentanyl, saying touching someone using/some contaminated surface RESULTED IN FOUR COPS OVERDOSING AND NEARLY DYING !!!11!!1 despite the fact that this is physically not possible. Primarily it is done to either hide the fact that cops are using, or to fearmonger about fentanyl and addicts. No this cop wasn't using fentanyl, it was some junkie scum who used and then when the cop touched the desk it was strong enough to make him OD ! Also if fentanyl can make four pigs OD just by touching traces, what would happen if little Jimmy had touched it ? we have to kill junkies to protect our cops and your children !!

The joke is that theyve blown it so far out of proportion that even being faxed an image of fentanyl would cause the whole precinct to OD and keel over dead.

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oh i see

thank you for explaining it to me :)

Reblog to make all the cops die from touching a fax machine

Adding to this, y’all realize that if fentanyl could kill you merely by existing in its presence a lot of healthcare workers and healthcare patients would be dead. Heck, I had to clean up a broken fentanyl vial at work the other day and even touched a droplet of the liquid by accident, and I’m still alive. This isn’t even looking at how stigmatizing drugs and drug users like this makes them less likely to seek help for their situation. (And an edit to clarify I am talking based off personal experiences, but I’d be happy to try and find more sources on the issue if anyone is interested)