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*sad video game death music*

@bamergitch

I am the bamer gitch. I play the gideo vames.

Hot take but the gerudo vai outfit was never “sexy” to me. Even back when I was 17-18 and was still looking at botw Link like 👀.

To me it looked more “cute” than anything. Especially since the young children in gerudo town wear similar-ish outfits. (yea, I get that the gerudo outfits are really poorly designed)

But in totk a lot of the outfits seem to be more blatantly suggestive. I mean holy shit, this open back is literally pointing directly to his ass

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Bro finally got to show up in a game as an adult (who isn’t dead or actually a 9 yr old trapped in a teen’s body) for the first time, and by Hylia did Nintendo let him go feral. He is serving cunt and being nonbinary and building giant flaming cock robots to his heart’s content. Good for him.

I'm convinced some people did not bother to read the botw diaries at all with what they think about Zelda and her relationship to Link so here:

Zelda's Diary:

Urbosa's Diary:

Later, after the champion inauguration (I am running out of image allowance here):

Daruk's Diary:

Mipha's diary, at risk of starting controversy:

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Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do