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I am Bambroot

@bambroot

I am Bambroot. NB (they/them), androromantic, pan libidoist ace
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I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?

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I spent about ten minutes wondering how there could possibly be an "odd one out" that wasn't related to letters, vowels, consonants, or syllables. I tried desperately to remember any definitions or colloquial uses for these words that could make two of them synonyms or otherwise connect them.

Eventually, I selected "mitts" on the basis that it used a soft "i" sound while the others used hard "a" sounds, even though the question specifically said that wasn't the reason one word was an "odd one out."

That answer was correct. I scrolled down to see what their reasoning for why mitts was correct was...

...and had to restrain myself from putting a fist through the screen of my laptop.

is this a rap

Women are like a girl lol

Women are not a big Mood

women are a good friend who will help me

:)

women are happy and they will win a call when you get back

Women are not working on getting the kids out of church and they are just doing a lot of stuff and stuff like that and I don’t want to do anything with them.

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Women are you and your wife and you are a bitch.

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Women are gay lol lol oh yeah

Women ages to the world that you can be with

Women are you and your family

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Women are my favorite guy

I may use that too much

Tumblr needs a "block everyone who interacted with this post" button

i googled this on a whim and the first thing i get is nyt race science

it’s an article about cultural differences reflected in crop choices. it has nothing to do with race other than the fact that asia is mostly inhabited by asians (but the point being made is not about asian people).

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this is killing me

if im to be completely honest i think OP deserved this and worse for answering the phone in a public restroom. the pooping guy shouldve opened the stall window to talk to him like theyre married. and lit a cigarette

door.

horror is really really good because the guys are always wet and sticky and gooey. theyre always covered in some sort of liquid <3 the only other genre where you get that is gay porn

Anonymous asked:

Hello I have a concern about my snake: she’s too cute and I think it might be chronic. Terminal, even. Is there anything I can do to save her from her own adorable ways? :(

Many of my own snakes are afflicted by the same condition. I'm afraid the cuteness is forever 😔

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Good news, the time it takes for the cuteness to kill them is as long or longer than their actual lifespans.

Bad news, you may die from the cuteness overload

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