Out of touch Spock Thursday
heresthelifeivealwayslongedfor
im a baby. im a wizard. im 1000 years old. im a house wife. im a cautionary tale. im omnipotent. im the devil incarnate . im a renaissance man. im a hermit. im a manic pixie dream girl. im just a guy. im a jester and fool. im a false prophet. im an orb. im a creature. im invincible
Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.
reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.
There’s so much to unpack here:
- Pack of Beakers
- Goth Beaker
- The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
- The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
- The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
- The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
I see this and I've never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I'm biting through wood as we speak
God if I saw this in person I'd straight up start slithering. Start writhing
*pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you wi
Why did you stop? :(
died of the plague
-Weeds-
“And when you’re not here I dream that I’m sleeping I dream that I’m dreaming” Paul Eluard
theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221
THINGS THAT CAN BE TRUE AT THE SAME TIME:
* Your parents did the best they could, AND their choices wounded you.
* You love someone AND you know it’s not healthy to keep them in your life.
* You’re terrified to take the next step AND you know it’s the right thing to do.
* You want to have healthy relationships AND unresolved trauma is making it difficult.
* You’re afraid to fail AND you believe in yourself.
@drheidigreen
Who had John Watson becoming canonically gay on their 2021 bingo?
avengers squad: libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius, taurus, cancer
x-men squad: aries, gemini, aquarius, leo, virgo, pisces
a zoom university meme pack created by yours truly to celebrate (approximately) 1 year of remote learning
Somebody: So what do you do for a living?
Iceman: *having just joined the x men*
i know that “don’t harass people for being weird, they might be autistic!” is a fairly popular take on here. but as a Certified Autist, i’d like to add that harassing allistic and/or neurotypical people for being weird is also bad, and should not be done
and before you come in with “yeah, you never know who is and isn’t autistic, and you shouldn’t force people to out themselves!” i want to say two things: one, i agree. and two, even if you could magically avoid ever harassing a single autistic person, it still wouldn’t be okay to go after NTs for being weird. they’re people, janice. they’re allowed to be really invested in naruto
i have been thinking about this recently but i don’t think i’d have put it so succinctly or so well
People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier
This one?:
#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel)
chalkboardchelsea
choclay ornage is also pretty high up there