Eden from Sweden

Why do I relate to the fish

Do you ever think your really good at something and all proud and stuff, but then you see something and realize that you’re average or a little under average and all that pride goes away and you just wanna cry but you can’t because there are other people around and you ain’t no weak ass hoe.

Dude what

For like 5 years I was afraid of being sarcastic

When I was in kindergarten I had gone to the bathroom right? Everything was going fine then when I was leaving a teacher that just so happened to be in the bathroom reminded me to wash my hands. While I was washing my hands she was baby talking me. Tiny me was enraged that she couldn’t see I was obviously a big kid (lol). She asked me ‘so how did your pee go?’ Or something. Enraged toddler me said ‘good except I peed blood.’ She was so shook. I can’t. She thought I had started my period because of my sarcasm. I was like 5. Oh my god. I was sent home and I thought it was because I had been rude to the teacher.

I didn’t know how much I needed this picture until now

When someone calls their boyfriend ‘daddy’ the face of kink shame

My schools wifi blocks Pinterest but allows Wattpad which teacher writes fanfic?

It’s 4:39 and my friend is an idiot

My friend thinks you can’t count a night as ‘tonight’ if it’s past twelve into the am. He’s said that if it’s pasted 12 is a new day so it’s a new night and you call earlier in the night ‘last night’ which is completely wrong. I tryed to tell him that ‘am’ and ‘day’ aren’t the same thing. And that ‘night’ doesn’t end until sunrise and that you can’t say ‘last night’ because it’s still the same night. Then my mom yelled at us to shut up. Pls help my friend.

We should start a group called the nein neo-nazi

It’s a trump opposition group, we shit talk the terrible people of the earth, who’s with me.

You No that thing when you blow at piece of paper and it wobbles but like you hold on the corner So it doesn’t blow away and it’s all ‘wbwbwbwbwbebbbebebwbe’ that’s heaven