Soulja Boy just tweeted "Album dropping in October" and someone replied "Pick it back up"

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

yo but is it rly that hard for ppl to say ‘all genders’ rather than ‘both genders’ is it rly that hard to say ‘them’ rather than ‘he or she’ is it rly that hard to say ‘spouse’ rather than ‘husband or wife’ is it rly that hard

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

do you ever have a really perfect daydream

but then it starts to hurt

because you realise you’ve filled it with all the things missing from your life and you’re suddenly hit with the fact that it’s not real

and instead of being a happy refuge from reality it becomes a reminder of the gaping holes in your heart that only fantasies can fill

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics

i’m breathing in…………the mineral