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WHO WILL BE NAMED BALD GUY OF ALL TIME?

@baldguyswagcompetition

welcome to the bald guy swag competition. header image by @mouthmoodz

WELCOME TO THE

Twenty four (24) contestants, all bald, all worthy of the title of Ultimate Bald Guy Swag.

Important info:

  • This is a silly poll for fun
  • The 1st round begins 2/21/23
  • Each round will last 24 hours, with a day between the next round to allot for graphics making and my own sanity
  • The last 3 winners from each section will compete in a final 3 way poll, awarding them bronze, silver, and gold
  • Yes they were all picked prior. The only reason i made this was because of the hilarious concept of pitting mr clean against walter white
  • I dont have a picard bias, ive never watched star trek i just think he looks cool and makes for a great blog mascot
  • Dont be weird. Im begging.

Without further ado, lets get to know our contestants

UPDATE:

HEAVY FROM TF2 HAS NOW BEEN OFFICIALLY ADDED. He had replaced DWYANE THE ROCK JOHNSON FROM REAL LIFE

Fail Girl Submissions open

Inspired by the increasing number of polls on tumblr I thought, why not join in! Welcome too the Fail Girl Competition! The rules are shrimple. Got a girl? Is she pathetic? Failable? Would you look at her and think shes the exact opposite of a girlboss? Then I've got the place for you.

Open till I think theres enough, use the form to submit your fail girls!

And with that, round one has come to an end!

Our winners this round:

  1. WALTER WHITE (breaking bad) with 58% of 348 votes
  2. SHREK (shrek) with 51.2% of 383 votes
  3. NIGEL "numbuh 1" UNO (KND) with 67.4% of 785 votes
  4. MORPHEUS (the matrix) with 58.5% of 313 votes
  5. GRU (despicable me) with 58.3% of 609 votes
  6. DR. EGGMAN (Sonic) with 89.9% of 909 votes
  7. CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS (captain underpants) with 74.4% of 437 votes
  8. SAITAMA (one punch man) with 55.2% of 308 votes
  9. MEGAMIND (megamind) with 66.1% of 579 votes
  10. HEAVY (TF2) with 81.2% of 335 votes
  11. SPHYNX CATS (real life) with 59.5% of 1530 votes
  12. JEAN-LUC PICARD (star trek) with 67.4% of 390 votes

Thank you all for voting, round 2 will commence 2/24/23!