When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

god said this to the dinosaurs

“Drake?”

“What.”

“Where’s the flint and steel?”

thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

that’s where you’re wrong

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

thomas the spank engine

i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

Uhhhhhhh staff wtf is this supposed to mean????? 1. I don’t play Minecraft, 2. I don’t have any posts from Seth Everman in my likes, fairly certain I haven’t reblogged any of his posts, and as y’all see I don’t follow him, and 3. HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES?????

minecraft

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

@arkhams-final-victim

Bayonetta: Do you mind making me a martini?

Ike: Sure.

Bayonetta: Can you make it virgin?

Ike, with tears in his eyes: Yes, but there’s no reason for you to be mean about it.

Two types of Angels

Bowser: (outside of Bowser Jr’s room, listening)

Bowser Jr: (praying) I need someone to be my friend. Maybe send an angel? The nicest one you have…

(elsewhere) 

Pit: (crawls out of a crater after crashing with a wide smile) Hello, world!

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Inkling Boy: (outside of Leaf’s room, listening)

Leaf: (praying) I need someone to be my friend. Maybe send an angel? The nicest one you have…

(elsewhere) 

Dark Pit: (crawls out of a crater after crashing, laughing maniacally) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Peach and Kirby are hosting separate vlogs while their subject and dialogue conveniently overlap.

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Peach: My friend, Kirby, he’s all about immediate gratification.

Kirby: [points to the oven] There’s brownies in there, and I want ‘em.

Peach: Immediate gratification means when you want something, you gotta have it like right now.

Kirby: I could be eating a brownie right now, if it wasn’t for Peach.

Peach: See, I came up with this amazing brownie recipe when I was 9 years old.

Kirby: She calls them fudgie-boos.

Peach: I named them fudgie-boos? Come on, I was 9.

Kirby: So tonight, she spends like an hour and a half mixing her brownie ingredients in a bowl.

Peach: And while I was making them, tonight, Kirby’s like standing over me the whole time.

Kirby: She wouldn’t even let me like the spoon.

Peach: And he keeps going “Let me lick the spoon, let me lick the spoon.”

Kirby: Just wanted the lick the spoon.

Peach: I don’t want his tongue on my spoon.

Kirby: [impatiently] Man, when are they gonna be ready?

Peach:  [looking at her watch] They’ll be ready in about… 25 more minutes. And you know what?

Kirby: Okay, and you know what?

Peach: They’ll be worth the wait.

Kirby:  [cuts off] I am not waiting. [puts an oven mitt on and gets the brownies out]

Peach: You see, Kirby’s gonna learn something tonight. He’s gonna learn that some things are just worth waiting for.

Kirby:  [tasting the batter] Ohh. [tastes again] Oh, it’s like warm brownie soup.

Peach: You realize that patience is a virtue.

Kirby: Why didn’t I do this like five minutes ago?

King Dedede: Everyone here is free to express their opinions here.

Luigi: Now matter how rude they can be.

Ridley: Ness sucks and he shouldn’t be in Smash!

Luigi and Dedede: *both calmly loads hand guns with malicious intent*

oh check this out lol [Sends you to Goblin Zone.]

thanks for the free ride home

Someone had to say it, right?

This was how I felt up until chi lolol I mean I’m not like like utterly confused but KH3 should hopefully clear up some stuff

I think the main thing with Kingdom Hearts is that it requires an immense amount of suspension of disbelief. You just have to accept that “darkness” can cause any capacity of bad things and “light” or “a pure heart” can cause any capacity of good things. You’re not supposed to think about the semantics of the lore because it’s inconsistent and inconsequential.

Also, I categorize every piece of fiction as either a “thinking story” or a “feeling story.” Basically, the former includes stories that ask you to evaluate circumstances logically and learn from them while the latter includes stories which serve primarily to evoke powerful emotions and empathy. Kingdom Hearts is much more of a feeling story and unfortunately, feeling stories don’t seem to be as popular today as they were in 2002. The complaints come from the same place as the criticisms against the logic of the new Star Wars films.

I really like your way of thinking!

I do agree, it's much more based on feeling.

It is a Disney game, after all

(Technically)