BONUS ROUND MOST FUCKABLE FFXIV DRAGON
We've heard you all like to fuck some dragons, so we borrowed a few dragons from @most-fuck-able-ff14 (we hope you don't mind)
this one is for you, monsterfuckers
has clive taken off any of the seals he’s ever given by the people he meets throughout the game, or is he walking around valisthea looking like a waiter from office space?
seriously why was dimitrescu the “”“lesbian icon”““ when jill valentine has been serving since 1996
Replaying ace attorney is funny bc phoenix acts like getting picked on for an afternoon in elementary school was the worst part of his life as if his college girlfriend didn't try to fucking frame him for murder
clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent
#i get that the chandelier might be too much from some people#even though i think it's cool#but like. THE REST OF IT?????#the fucking railling ??? the trim between the wall and the ceilling ??? the warm color ?????#fuck brutalism all my homies hate brutalism#like there's minimalism and then there's just. ugly ass decor#also i HATE the way the railing blends with the wall below. you just reduced your available space idiot
#i did .5 seconds of research#(because i cannot be bothered to do more)#and it seems that ''elevated'' horror is just psychological horror#and that ''cozy'' horror is just. low stakes and happy ending#i think ???????#i barely found anything about cozy horror. which is hilarious.#you did not invent a new form of horror you just made up a new name for it and you think you're superior for some reason#geniuses indeed
god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros
Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they're actually weird and it's not all an act. Pussies.
Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.
That apartment decor kicks ass. I’d love to see it.
Also. Such decor is a good conversation starter when you’re having people over.
I want that apartment
Wtf where can I find someone with such amazing taste in decor?
#bruh the gf sounds awesome#also drawing the line at ''scary deep sea fish'' and ''ugly insects''#i'm sorry but you're weak lmao that's not even that ''quirky''#'not something a normal grown adult would be into' what is she SUPPOSED to be into then ?? taxes ?? what are adult women SUPPOSED to like???#do tell i'm curious
Okay SO. Theory Rush after finishing Tears of the Kingdom. Go.
- The Zonai are said to have descended from the heavens to help found Hyrule. I can think of another race that descended from the heavens. Do you guys think the minish are native to the Zonai sky islands?
- Does the Depths set look a little familiar to you? This along with Josha's theory that people once lived down there, I wonder if the interlopers were present in the Depths before being banished to the twilight realm.
- The architecture and robot designs from Skyward Sword have a distinct Zonai look to them! So that leads me to believe the Zonai were the race that created the Lanayru Mining Facility.
- It might even be that the Past from Skyward Sword is indeed the time period that Zelda was transported back to! Maybe the legacy of the kingdom of Hyrule goes back even further than the fight between Hylia and Demise: though I admit the early appearance of Demon King Ganondorf throws a wrench in this theory.
- About secret stones and the amber relics in Skyward Sword: I want to say there's a connection between them, though amber relics don't seem to be as rare and important as secret stones, (we find them in abundance in Skyward Sword and they don't do much). Of course, i haven't played SS in a while so if they have any more significance it's escaping me at the moment. For the time being I'd like to think ancient hylians might have carried them around as good luck charms to emulate secret stones of their own.
- The Legend of the Great Sky Island mini quest in has the construct telling us that the island was supposed to be where a hero will one day awaken to defeat the Demon King. I know our Link wakes up on this island, but there's definitely something eating at my brain about the Great Sky Island being related to (or perhaps even IS) Skyloft, and that the awakening of the hero is referring to Skyward Sword Link. (This potentially supports the theory that the Past in TOTK predates the war between Hylia and Demise)
- There's a pretty good chance that Rauru and Sonia's child could have been named Zelda, after the sweet time traveling girl they practically adopted :) the first princess of Hyrule named after the last princess of Hyrule.
- There is a giant dragon skeleton in the Gerudo Desert Depths, big as or even bigger than Farosh, Dinraal and Naydra. It is my belief that this mystery dragon became a dragon ala Secret Stone alongside the three aboveland, but was killed at some point in the Depths. I don't know what four people decided to become dragons, but my strongest theory is that Dinraal, Farosh and Naydra are the draconified forms of the oracles of the Golden Goddesses, Din, Farore and Nayru. So who is this?
- Seeing as the Lightroots underground are activated via Zonai hand terminal and each Lightroot lies directly beneath a shrine on the surface, I think the Lightroots are extensions of these shrines, having grown straight downward to light up the underground. This is probably obvious but I just barely figured this out 😅
- Since Rauru, sage of light, and a new Temple of Time are in this game, I want to think that this person and location are more than just Easter Eggs to Ocarina of Time. I think that the sage from Ocarina of Time was named after King Rauru, though I'm not sure whether him being the sage of light would have been a coincidence or a direct inspiration.
- What I do think is that he indeed did put the triforce in that very same Temple of Time and all the sky islands went to the Sacred Realm until Tears of the Kingdom, when they came back to earth and appeared in the sky. That's just a theory but why else would the sky islands be reappearing as if from nowhere?
- Speaking of which, there were floating masses in the sky in Minish Cap, namely great big stone temples and fortresses. Minish Cap takes place during the early days of Hyrule, which would be pretty much right after the Zonai descended. Perhaps the Zonai are the Wind Tribe mentioned, and the people we see in game are their descendants, who look much more hylian than Zonai due to being crossed with full hylian genetics over the generations?
Anyway I need to retouch up on my Zelda lore to make sure I'm getting the details right, (that, and i haven't yet 100% the game so i may be missing some totk context), but I HAD to post my thoughts and get them out there! I'll add on later if I think of any more, in the meantime feel free to brainstorm!
#there are so many ancient civilizations that came from the sky in these games lol#very cool post#i really wish i knew where to put the zonai in the timeline#like. why are there RITOS in the founding of hyrule. why are they here. they shouldn't even exist yet.#timeline spaghetti.#totk spoilers#totk#loz
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