Oh Phil
dykespeare-deactivated20181228
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
If i remember correctly, AmazingPhil was asked to become a plant in PINOF6.
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
laugh-addict
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
ben-ftm
can cute guys stop being:
- gay
- famous
- shorter than me
- taken
- 1834203 miles away from me
- younger than me
- 20 years older than me
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
allthestarsonyourceiling
Oh my god.
That moment when the marching band wins more awards than the football team.
holyshmidt-deactivated20171211
I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me.
I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep.
I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them,or even just smiled at them.
I can’t picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we’re talking.
I mean like…
Why would they even do that?
I’m just me.
Nothing extraordinary, or special.
1. Cut your hair every now and then. Fresh starts are always nicer than you think. Who needs split ends anyways.
2. Pick a song you really like. Listen to that song a lot. And I mean a lot. Dance around your room naked to that song, beat the song lifeless till it annoys the hell out of you. Then pick a new song and go through the same process. We all need to really hear music, we need to understand what the song we are listening to is really about.
3. Paint your toes black, make it as perfect as possible. Then, scratch it off. Remember nothing is permanent.
4. Go on a run with your dog. Try to race him and beat him. Realize you can out run many things. Then go back and pet your dog, realize that some things you need to go back for.
5. Decorate a plain backpack. Glue on sparkles, glitter, diamonds, newspaper and magazine clippings, lace & ribbon, anything else that may fancy you. Remember, you don’t have to be the same person you were a minute ago.
6. Buy some pretty lights and string them up in your room. Turn off all the lights except for one when you go to bed. Remember it isn’t always dark and lonely. Change your perspective.
7. Lay outside one night. Breathe in breathe out. Accept that you are only one person and cannot do everything at one time. You can take your time. The creator of the stars you’re looking up at did not do it all in one day. Pace yourself.
8. Get up every morning and stand in front of the mirror. Naked, fully clothed, backwards, upside down, who cares how, just do it. Observe yourself. Notice the wrinkles under your eyes from laughing a lot. Count your freckles. Admire your ass. Then name 3 things you love about yourself. You need to love yourself.
Tips from Blossite on how to be okay with yourself. (via headonyourchest)
so my brother was out doing marching band stuff, and he needed to come back to the house to get something. since he doesn’t have an actual house key, he needed the spare key, which we keep under a rock. so what he did was he grabbed the rock to get the key, but he just kept the rock and took that to the door. he almost tried to open the door with a fucking rock.