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@baizhupharmacy

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this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I'll just say it in its own post

caffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny peasant (specifically, a peasant who does not know that royalty may select a champion in their stead)

caffeine on an empty stomach makes me feel like that noble's inbred son with every disease, Piotr the Bewitched, who everyone is independently trying to assassinate

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And what's the advice?

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mix caffeine and other stimulants on an empty stomach to fill your limit gauge and defeat challenging boss encounters

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writing morgana is so fun. hes all smug and confident but hes just. a kitty. like ok man go scratch your post im not arguing w you.

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who let him cook.

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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  • finalgrrrl (2022) don't ask me why but mlm belong in dark academia and wlw belong in cottagecore, Tumblr. Available at: https://www.tumblr.com/finalgrrrl/681884740465360896/this-post-is-killing-me-what-in-the-patriarchy?source=share (Accessed: April 14, 2023).
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im excited to get top surgery bc oh blah blah disphoria back pain slouching not a girl but mainly because i have been planning for over a year a joke thats about to pay off:

my family does not know i am getting surgery so i made sure to get all the same bathings suits i wore last year in a new size and just straight up gas light my aunt about it

like imagine her. you go to the beach with your family one day. its a beautiful day and you are obsessed with commenting on peoples bodies. everyone begins removing their coverings and you are now seeing someone who, historically, has bazonga’d with the best of them. this person is no longer breasting boobily. child, you say, what has happened to your one redeeming feminine quality? the child responds, auntie wat the hell you tawking bout? ive always looked like this i literally wore this last year??

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rodarte rtw autumn 2o23, paper dolls .

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“this being a rodarte show, the fairies weren’t just fairies. they were gothic fairies (in siouxsie sioux-inspired eye makeup and black lipstick). laura and kate have always had a penchant for finding beauty in darkness (their fall 2008 collection was inspired in part by japanese horror films), but the darkness wasn’t so much horror as it was maybe a sense of time that’s passed. (the illustrations, the make-up, and even the tori amos song that closed the show all felt deeply nostalgic, at least to this reviewer.) but whatever it was, the gothic fairies led the mulleavys to a collection full of glamorous evening gowns.”

- laia garcia-furtado for vogue.com