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icaruspendragon

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

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strawbunnycakes

these boots were made for dancing, and that's just what they'll do! :3c (shop)

I think this is the sacred portal

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sometransgal

rabbitebooks

You'll notice that people do this in multiplayer games for much the same reason!

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squeakadeeks

antihumanism

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

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hungwy

coughloop

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

i-dont-know-i-just-like-dragons

I just woke up.

Why is this on my dashboard.

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

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andhumanslovedstories

beardedmrbean

There's a lesson here

theunusualchameleon

@is-the-snake-video-cute

What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

is-the-snake-video-cute

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn't good, and it's not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their "prey" biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake's keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.

thejakeformerlyknownasprince

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hungwy

escuerzoresucitado

Youth fascination with technology

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thetrashiestoftrash

andhumanslovedstories

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection

andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS

actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.

simply dont monday

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

swordoftheberserkgutsrage

can you do a horse drawing reveal

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hungwy

milk5

Can i just chill today i was just born

Raw March 07 - 2022 || Raw March 28 - 2022 || SmackDown March 17 - 2023 || Backlash May 06 - 2023

↳ 4th time is a charm

Source: rebecca-quin

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hungwy

one-weird-mammal-a-day

Northern viscacha (Lagidium peruanum)

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toskarin

this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I'll just say it in its own post

caffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny peasant (specifically, a peasant who does not know that royalty may select a champion in their stead)

caffeine on an empty stomach makes me feel like that noble's inbred son with every disease, Piotr the Bewitched, who everyone is independently trying to assassinate

ostropest

And what's the advice?

toskarin

mix caffeine and other stimulants on an empty stomach to fill your limit gauge and defeat challenging boss encounters

#i usually drink coffee on an empty stomach bc i can't eat at work #so when i get home i am simultaneously vibrating and about to pass out

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hungwy

mcteeth