hahahaha good job 

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate

@squidwardsbastard

finally…scientific proof!!

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

WHEN DID ANT FARM GET SO HARSH

Brazilian Artist Creates Beds For Animals From The Old Tires That He Finds In The Streets

Photos by Amarildo Silva - Full story on deMilked

I AM DYING RIGHT NOW!!! 😂😂😂

What started out as a print-at-home card game has now been brought to life! If you’re a fan of Cards Against Humanity and Disney, this game is definitely for you. Be aware though, NONE of these cards are rated G. 

WARNING: Unless you’re ok with having your favourite Disney characters and films ruined forever, don’t buy this game. 

If you’re a horrible person then check it out HERE

the ending omg

W H A T

@dest-chase @greyskycloud

I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING GOT ME

@afewmishaps

me waiting for my mom to open the car door

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

I’ve been out of school for thirteen years and I still feel this in my goddamn bones.

so glad the important parts of this post are completely circled so my brain doesnt fry it self trying to comprehend this complex message

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds