wears this with my work uniform

im up here too

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

You’re not supposed to say this stuff out loud, dude

"If voting were fair, we would lose" is not the point you want to be making publicly, man. That's not a rallying cry that's a self-own.

baseball?? that game from twilight?

Did you know about this

forge

obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 

A compilation from the notes: stimky

do not separate them…..

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

i do this to u

maybe tumblr isnt for me

im crying lmao

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

executions

good night!

hes waiting by the microwave

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE