lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

the gargoyle instinct

Ghibli movies make you feel nostalgic about a life you never lived

The best genre of animal crossing art is Tom Nook and Redd being exes, obviously, but the best sub-genre is Redd trying to recruit the Timmy and Tommy for crimes

“Make the rich pay for COVID 19”

Seen in Albuquerque, New Mexico

some parents will really be like: “i am going to make a joke that directly references my child’s insecurities, and worse, i am going to do it in public to other people, therefore exposing those insecurities to others” and then turn around and be like “hayden doesn’t really talk to me anymore. they’re so angry all the time and i don’t know why. i am perfect. this is bc of social media.”

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

tom nook isnt a landlord oh my god. u dont pay him rent. u pay him to build ur house. thats it. the bill is for ur house. it is not monthly. it is not rent. it is a bill for the literal construction of ur house and, unlike real life, theres zero interest on the loan and u never have to repay it in order to progress thru the game. simply the fact that nook builds the damn thing for u without even needing proof that u can or will pay him back is incredible. how is he the bad guy.

“yeah but i have to pay him back if i want to get a bigger house—“ Sometimes We Must Exchange Video Game Money For Video Game Goods And Services. literally in what universe is it common for games to hand u all free shit and upgrades. it is so easy to pay nook back on day one. go catch some gd common butterflies

tom nook isnt a landlord oh my god. u dont pay him rent. u pay him to build ur house. thats it. the bill is for ur house. it is not monthly. it is not rent. it is a bill for the literal construction of ur house and, unlike real life, theres zero interest on the loan and u never have to repay it in order to progress thru the game. simply the fact that nook builds the damn thing for u without even needing proof that u can or will pay him back is incredible. how is he the bad guy.

“yeah but i have to pay him back if i want to get a bigger house—“ Sometimes We Must Exchange Video Game Money For Video Game Goods And Services. literally in what universe is it common for games to hand u all free shit and upgrades. it is so easy to pay nook back on day one. go catch some gd common butterflies

For a minute imagine that it’s a late summer evening and the trees are rustling in the warm wind.

what your favorite tolkien ship says about you

(all inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t’s videos)

frodo/sam: you are a firm believer in the inherent homoeroticism of having a best friend who would die for you

gimli/legolas: you are a firm believer in the inherent homoeroticism of having a rival

aragorn/arwen: you are a firm believer in sticking to canon and keeping it wholesome

aragorn/legolas: your ideal date involves as many death-defying parkour stunts as possible

aragorn/legolas/gimli: you realized that legolas has two hands and thought, what’s better than one handsome warrior boyfriend? two handsome warrior boyfriends

aragorn/eowyn: you just want good things for eowyn, and really, who wouldn’t?

aragorn/boromir: you just want good things for boromir, and really, who wouldn’t?

eowyn/faramir: you just want good things for faramir, and really, who wouldn’t?

eowyn/arwen: you are a wlw

eowyn/wormtongue: you are a heterosexual

frodo/sauron: you just want really, really bad things for frodo

thorin/bilbo: you like to pretend that the battle of the five armies didn’t really happen. then again, so does pretty much everyone who watched it, so you’re not special.

kili/tauriel: you say you want a girlfriend who can kick your ass, but really you just want her to bridal carry you

thranduil/tauriel: you want a girlfriend who can and will kick your ass, and tilt your chin up with her blade afterwards

arwen/tauriel: you are a wlw with a thing for elves

thranduil/bard: you are a firm believer in the inherent homoeroticism of two single dads

thranduil/thorin: you are a firm believer in the inherent homoeroticism of getting dunked on

maedhros/a nap: you just want good things for maedhros, and really, who wouldn’t? (a lot of people, including tolkien himself, wouldn’t)

melkor/mairon: you take great offence to anyone calling these two ‘morgoth’ and 'sauron’

haleth/caranthir: you are a firm believer in men 👏 getting 👏 pegged 👏

luthien/beren: you are jrr tolkien

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

this is a love only zone go home

yea i have adhd Always Dumb and Hot Disorder