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Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

certified iconic post

shut up

reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

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They only showed two hunts, and said one in three is successful. So he's probably on par. That said, 1 in 3 is pretty good numbers for a lot of predators. Hunting is really hard it turns out.

Leave him alooooone his legs are too short and his paws are cold😭

excellent faces on this guy

‼️🇵🇸 An activist, who destroyed multiple engine parts of the jets Israel uses, has been released!

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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

https://xkcd.com/1259/

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:



First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

"For one species to mourn the death of another is a new thing under the sun.”   ~ Aldo Leopold

“For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love.”     ~ Carl Sagan.

Elon Musk pitching his new ideas to his babysitters

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tell me something i don't know brother

Hey, don't cry. 0 Ronald Reagan, okay?

Okay, cry. 6 032 Ronal Reagans, sorry.

What kinda dork names their kid after fuckin Reagan?

At least 12 064 people I HOPE because otherwise that means someone has had a bunch of kids all named Ronald Reagan. God don't let there be any Ronald Reagan georg out there

It's a nice day in Reagantown. I spent all my morning cooking lunch for my children playing out there in the fields. I look in the mirror to make sure my divine feminine cottagecore tradwife hairdo is perfect, dust the flour off my modest dress modeled after the ones worn in The Little House in the Prairie, and open the door of my classic middle class everyday American 8 floors manor. Reaching for the megaphone, I scream their name, singular.

"RONALD REAGAN! LUNCH TIME!"

There's a sudden silence. The birds flew away, the moles burrowed down.

It starts off as a faraway rumbling. It turns into a thunder of footsteps, the ground shaking under their charge. They are coming. My children, all named after Him.

me when I’m with the people I love and I realize I have lived to this moment. I am alive.

going through all my stuff bc im moving rooms, found this old comic based on going to a smoke shop irl and seeing a funko pop bong

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