"I'm a Rover, can you love me anyway?"

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Much worse.

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

It's spreading, evolving--

SANDMAN PEEPS WAKE UP!! WHERE YOU AT???

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

@thebibliosphere

Petition for all witches, exorcists and ghost hunters to start carrying carbon monoxide detectors as part of their toolkit.

This includes you @wearewatcher

Need for Speed (2014, dir. Scott Waugh)

Are you telling me this isn’t from breaking bad

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

"My hormones and general health improved once I stopped being overworked." No fucking shit, Sherlock.

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

forget about the sugar bowl. forget about the manatee-related accidents. the biggest mystery in ASOUE is: who the fuck are the five financial advisors who are MORE important than Esme

When I was a kid I laughed at this, but now as an adult who works in the public, I can assure you people are exactly like this.

if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world

@predstrogen

Ok but the funniest fucking thing about the Logitech controller is that they kept calling it a ‘PlayStation controller’ when it’s a fucking Xbox controller.

PlayStation doesn’t use those colours or a/b/x/y button format, Xbox does.

Dude was so fucking clueless that he didn’t even know what he was using to control his quarter-of-a-million dollar per person sub.

Pedro Pascal describing Oberyn Martell.

Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

but why would you hide this in the tags though