oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
i love the concept presented here where sexualities come equipped with at least one slur provided upfront free of charge
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!
THE CONSEQUENCES
like a fool i have always forgiven the dc metro system every time it fucks me over because the stupid sexy 70s brutalist aesthetic is just too swag i am sorry
architecture sooooo hot that tumblr puts a mature label on it....
I like to say ____ jumpscare whenever I see something that I recognize
*walks into bookstore, sees Hall & Oates cd, is not jumped or scared whatsoever* omg Hall & Oates jumpscare
I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.
nyanguardparty
keeping a new girlfriend in the bathroom for a few days so the polycule gets used to her smell and won't try to kill her
The important thing to remember about the police is not *just* that they’re racist in their application of the law, but that if they have to choose between helping Nazis and enforcing the law, they will actively choose to help the Nazis, every time.
anarchistmemecollective
some those that work forces
are the same that burn crosses
Just commited a crime. God I love killing people for money
Hey you shouldn't do that. You should be killing people because you enjoy it, not to play the part of a capitalist cog
You're so right, I'm such a buffoon
What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date
Date of Origin: July 3, 2018
whenever you feel like the ugliest girl on earth just wash your hair
whenever you feel
like the ugliest girl on
earth just wash your hair
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
magic staff
spell components
scrying orbs
ritual altar
wizard tower
