what do you call a spider with pins and needles?
skinny fizzy feet
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHAIR WITH TEETH AND EYES AND FINS A CHAIR SHARK
Two mad men are in Paris and one asks "what are we gonna do?" and the other responds "jump into the sea"
Knock knock Whos there? Salad man Salad man who? Salad man is cold outside and he needs a jacket
I know why you like beer so much. Why? Because you have a beard!
How many sharks does it take to make a grandpa shark?
1,280,000 sharks.
do you have a flag?
No, I only have a poo umbrella
I'm a business shoe. You're not a business shoe, you're just a regular shoe looking for a job!
A man goes to a doctor's office and says "Doctor, I'm a chicken." And the doctor says "No you're not."
There are two guys, riding a bike. One is washing his hair. And the other one is not.
What's scary but not that scary?
A French pig
why was A afraid of B? cause B C D.
which one born first hen or egg ?
hen is first
why cant yoda ride the baby ride
they dont allow gremlins
Who do you think you are?
BATMAN