sharing for everyone seeing this post!!!

I can’t risk

I’m doing this because that double banana actually looks like weird and it should be seen.

And when were people gonna inform me there's a hot goth bunny maid doll in Kingdom Hearts 3?

Were people just gonna keep this information locked away in hopes that I never find it?

Well joke's on you I FOUND IT.

I think it’s because most people forget about it since she’s got no voice or character—she’s just a puppet for the Heartless.

Still a cool design, though.

Can Ben Tennison transform into a Saiyan?

Possibly.

Me: I sure am hearing a lot about this Cruelty Squad game!

Me: I wonder what new and exciting ideas it explores! Guess I’ll check the TVTropes page!

“No one has ever gotten rich by improving other people’s lives!”

Huh?

Wow, that’s crazy! 

Hey, Siri, who’s the biggest organ trafficking orgqanization in the world?

Oh, really? The Chinese government? Weird.

See, the first mistake made here was trusting TVTropes implicitly. You know, the website that allowed for the RWBY page to be edited to fit the narrative of RWDE.

I’m not going to pretend that Cruelty Squad doesn’t have elements of what you’re discussing (mostly because I’ve not played the game myself—I know that the gameplay itself would frustrate me to no end) but I’d recommend checking out either Civvie11’s video on it (he focuses on gameplay), Pyrocynical’s video (a wide and detailed breakdown of the whole thing—plus an IRL interview with the developer, who admitted the main purpose of the game was to make the game as frustrating as possible gameplay-wise) to see if the game would be up your alley or actually does have things in it you’d find distasteful or disappointing.

From everything I’ve seen, the game is basically a playable shitpost. Cringe if the “capitalism bad” stuff is actually in there, but again, let’s remember just how left-biased TVTropes is.

I know it’s a joke, but it’s because at least 50% of people who work at 7/11 are bastards. Or I’m just petty.

Used to be I’d go there all the time when I had to commute a good way to my first job. I’d routinely get a Dr. Pepper/Mountain Dew mix at the drink machine (don’t ask me why, it tasted good to me at the time, and I swear it kept me awake longer). This one time this unpleasant manager lady saw the color of the drink, and got it in my head that I’d taken a can of Monster, cracked it open and poured it in the Big Gulp cup. Even though I said clearly what I had done.

She wouldn’t stop making a fuss about it, even going so far as to rummage around in the trash can trying to find the can I had supposedly opened. So I just gave up and left, threw enough of my change on the counter so that she couldn’t feasibly complain, and just left. Didn’t go back since.

…okay, definitely petty on my part. Don’t care though, 7/11 managers are usually bastards.

Someone beat me with a broomstick till I write

This is a mood that I don’t like that I’m currently experiencing. Come on man, you’ve written 3k+ so far, what’s stopping you from finishing this thing—other than yourself, I mean.

Oh, btw, LittleKuriboh is apparently a Neo-Segregationist.

What a lovely time we find ourselves in...

How colorfully hilarious, considering the series that made him famous.

Hm, gonna stop voicing those Asian characters in your funni dub series now, White Tea-Land man?

(Spoiler Alert: he won’t)

I’m actually pretty sure it was brought up during the RWBY AfterBuzz segments during Volume 2 or 3, I think. I’d need to go back and subject myself to those insufferable hosts, though, to confirm.

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

TED Talks

Modern Journalism.

this is real

saw a video of a guy who went and did it and its like every stereotype about people exaggerating the harmful effects of drugs but they're just true. Like instant permanent damage, guys talking about how demons showed up and explained to him how God wasn't real and then just said I'll show you God and then the rest is just like terrifying and insane hallucinations and then their brains are just fried afterwards and they immediately ruin their life and are never normal again.

Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the top picture, and then mister gsirvitor decides he’s going to read my mind. Either that or Alfabusa’s series are getting more known by the day.

uTorrent is the torrenter that is a miner now. qBitTorrent should still be safe, same with Deluge if that’s more your speed.

Regarding the recent Bob Iger call:

>Zootopia 2

Honestly, this is a sequel I've just been sitting in the background wondering why it hadn't happened yet.

I mean, I know that with the current situation regarding the police in the US people would screech at Disney releasing more 'copaganda' but, I mean... The original movie itself showed that the police are incompetent so I don't know if it's glorifying them.

I'm reminded of how people were screeching at Astral Chain glorifying police when, lo' and behold, the game's narrative went on to show that the head of the police was corrupt.

>Frozen 3

Didn't Frozen 2 already show that the people handling the Frozen IP have no idea how to expand on that universe? Especially with the reveal that Frozen 2 was being made with the team having no idea about major plot elements until the last minute?

>Toy Story 5

Dear GOD, let these fucking toys REST.

On the subject of Frozen, I’m of the firm (and very biased, I won’t pretend otherwise) belief that “Shadow of Ice” is a better sequel/expansion of the “World of Frozen” than Frozen 2 was.

Rather than being a simple crossover, it takes the concepts and powers from Dishonored (which I was obsessed with when I found this Fic years ago) and puts them into Frozen as it was interpreted by fans around the time of writing (which was generally the accepted idea that Frozen and Tangled are in the same universe).

It actually has Elsa training with her powers, but doesn’t have her become some sort of superhero figure, and attempts (at least as far as I could interpret) to expand on the power systems in both IPs. And if nothing else, it actually has the characters have downtime every now and then, talking to each other and trusting and distrusting as the story goes on.

Apologies for the hijacking, I just recommend it to people who were left wanting from Frozen 2.

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

cry, probably

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

IT’S TIME

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

This is perfection. Thank you, Wexter.

Long may she reign.

I saw their twitter post abt it 😌

Aw shit, again? 10+ years ago it was the Bobcat, what else have they let loose since the last time I was there?

As the global history of war goes, WW1 has always stood out to me as one of the stupidest wars to ever happen and I wish every single person in a leadership position had been drawn and quartered for letting it start and keeping it going.

But there really were some incredibly cartoonish moments in there.

The evolution of air combat was WEIRD.

Planes started out in a role that was basically ‘observation balloon with range.’ They had no weapons, enemy pilots generally ignored or respected one another. They went in, got the photos, got out.

But, the planes were also very unreliable and very dangerous. Pilots were issues sidearms in case they had to crash land, but many of them saw it as a means to a better end than riding the plane to a fiery death in a field.

Eventually those pistols started being used on enemy planes (which is hilarious to think of the accuracy needed for that). Eventually they mounted machiine guns, but the propellor was in the way. Early models had it mounted above the top wing, where the pilot could fly, or shoot, but not both. Some of them mounted the guns on the body ANYWAY, figuring the odds were good enough. You could shoot your own propeller off and die that way. 

The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones, Attack of the Hawkmen they go over a lot of that starts out with him as a Belgian intelligence agent on loan to France getting sent to the American squad of lads that volunteered to fight for France, gets to fly with Charles Nungesser, gets captured by Von Richthofen and all that good stuff, 2nd half he's trying to bribe Fokker to switch sides wild times and honestly whole series did a damn fine job of keeping things historically accurate with the obvious artistic license here and there to explain how when we get to the first movie he seems to know people everywhere.

If you can get your hands on the DVD's absolutely everything that happened in every episode of the show has a documentary that was specially commissioned for the dvd's.

For the one I mentioned, they go over the origins of air combat and how at least for the first while the pilots saw themselves as the new Chivalric Knights saluting their opponents and letting a wounded bird land unmolested or someone is out of ammo they can go home, fascinating start to what has become much less civilized.

Those first few years, they had to be bewildering to the pilots. We'll teach you how to take off, maneuver, and land but we know fuck all about tactics because this is all brand new so good luck.

I do highly endorse that series too, love the one where as a kid he got separated from his family and wound up running into Tolstoy and in the end winds up trading his baseball cards for Tolstoy's Bible, that would be a thing to own.

Kafka episode is played perfectly too.

It’s a damn shame that the Paramount+ edition of that show removes the bookends with Old Indy narrating. (Unless they snuck them back in to pretend that Indy 5 isn’t happening the way the leaks are hinting)

pls I need to write

FUCK I just started getting my spark back please fuck don’t take this from me again

NY Times Twitter account: This historical Hispanic celebration was made more popular by blockbuster Hollywood movies you probably heard about.

AFlowerOutOfStone:

This is one of the stupidest things to be outraged over. 

How is talking about pop culture examples of a phenomenon to make readers go “oh, yeah, that thing!” racist, exactly?

Especially when one of those examples is possibly of the biggest Latino animated movie, ever? Mexican-American director, Hispanic cast, widely acclaimed by Latinos and the general public, what exactly is your problem here? 

This is like the people who complained about George Clooney’s partner being introduced as “George Clooney’s partner”, even though he’s clearly much better known to the public than she is.

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I’m just more surprised that people still remember Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, to be honest. My Second Cousin, Once removed Henny’s sacrifice of dressing up in a polar bear costume was not in vain, it seems…

I really, really hate it when folks shoehorn The Pandemic™ into every possible conversation.

This one is especially stupid, because, y’know, the physical isolation is a major problem for the Quarians, and the result of a tragedy that killed countless millions, not something anyone should hope for.

And as I recall, lockdowns and compulsory masking did a lot of physical and psychological damage to people, including kids. ANd most of the masks weren’t even medical-grade! They said so on the box!

@association-of-freed-people

Started watching an Eddache video on Back to the Future and the concept of free will within those movies—3 or so minutes in and he’s going on and on and on about the Pandemic and Anti-Vaxers when neither of those things has anything to do with time travel and free will. 3 minutes later and he’s still talking about it, I close the video and unsub because that’s what you do when the Bri’ish keep spouting their tired outdated opinions about how police states are actually good.

I hate this timeline.

I looked it up. That video was 14 minutes long. So he wasted, what, 1/5th to 1/3 of the video whinging about people he doesn’t like?

Pretty much. And it sucks because I otherwise usually like his analyses of media. Then he did his video on Spoof movies and painted Naked Gun and Leslie Nielsen as being transphobic for the “woman with a dick” joke at the end. After that I kind of tuned him out until the BTTF video.

(It has been a while since I watched said video and I have never seen Naked Gun, so I may be remembering things wrongly in some way)

I really, really hate it when folks shoehorn The Pandemic™ into every possible conversation.

This one is especially stupid, because, y’know, the physical isolation is a major problem for the Quarians, and the result of a tragedy that killed countless millions, not something anyone should hope for.

And as I recall, lockdowns and compulsory masking did a lot of physical and psychological damage to people, including kids. ANd most of the masks weren’t even medical-grade! They said so on the box!

@association-of-freed-people

Started watching an Eddache video on Back to the Future and the concept of free will within those movies—3 or so minutes in and he’s going on and on and on about the Pandemic and Anti-Vaxers when neither of those things has anything to do with time travel and free will. 3 minutes later and he’s still talking about it, I close the video and unsub because that’s what you do when the Bri’ish keep spouting their tired outdated opinions about how police states are actually good.

I hate this timeline.