I shouldn't be here and neither should you.

Okay so i think i accidentally hacked someone’s dog’s instagram

CAN I GET ARRESTED IF I POST A PICTURE OF MY DOG

tumblr in 2020:

boyfriend is recounting his convention experience

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

“There is no other home!”, USSR, early 1980s.

via reddit

14 Wind Turbines Aligned In A Row In Nevada

Artists should be scared

such a slay

Italian Bruce Wayne

you can trust me with your computer while you're out of the room. it's okay. I won't do it again. I won't frantically download fish screen saver again.

your computer is making some scary noises and I don't know why but you're gonna love what I did

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

Worker solidarity is the future.

This was my barbenheimer

photogenic cat

I really wanna go to a rave but i'm scared because I jusg so happen to have the cop body type. And i only wear black steel toes twnnis shoes becau,e i'm scared of getting my wittle feet hurt... and i really wanna smoke weed there or do some dmt or someting but i'm autistic so i don't know the right social cues to ask for drugs so i always just ask people on the atreet if they havw drugs and they never say yes theg always leave me so im scared if I do that at the rave people will leave me... and i keep a walkie talkie in my pocket so i can always call my mommy when i'm scared...... so yeah

Not to mention the handcuffs I discreetly keep in my back pocket in case I neeed to be handcuffed to something

& I'm always shaving my head cuz i got lice

Please say "hit with a pie" instead of... That

@bibleofficial people deserve to see this