yoink

liking christmas = spoiled nepo baby

liking halloween = victorian street urchin

liking thanksgiving = big and greedy

liking valentines day = borderline personality disorder

do the fourth of july

terrorist

check out this image i found on google. autism speaks insemination

love images like this

can we PLEASE normalize bisexual women with warm brown eyes and big bouncy titties and a fat ass and juicy pussy

blue eyes* 🥹

not on this post white devil

Green? 💚💚?

i believe in accessibility so ive been trying to keep the tone of my posts entry-level and relatively civil. i can afford this much because im not palestinian so i have some degree of removal. but if you guys saw the state of my inbox, you would understand why refusing to justify, explain or clarify anything might be more dignified. there are almost ten thousand people dead right now. i feel like a lot of people are just not understanding the weight of this. more children have been killed in gaza in the past three weeks than in all of the world’s conflicts combined in each of the past three years. this is so far beyond crime, so far beyond mass murder, that sometimes i think entertaining questions about it at all is complicity in and of itself. in a normal world, the entire global apparatus, every international body, would be falling over itself to stop this. the prospect of so many civilians—and most significantly children—dead is actually the worst-case scenario. it is what international law was created to prevent. i say children specifically not because adult palestinians are not equally valuable, but because this is a war on children. gaza's population is 50% children. these airstrikes are most lethal on the smallest and most vulnerable bodies. entire buildings are crumbling on kids. they are being murdered in their homes, by their homes.

deliberately. by people with the most advanced military and surveillance technology in the world. by people who know exactly where every single civilian in gaza is. by people who have their phone numbers and send them threatening texts. by people who have drones observing their every movement. by people who are watching them starve, bombing their bakeries, barricading their water. they bring down buildings on children on purpose.

it's a genocide. and still we talk.

Actually speaking of that "you can ask the Hapsburgs their opinion on anime girl versions of their royal family" post like. Chuck Yeager, famous "coolest goddamn pilot who ever lived" type folk hero badass was aware of the Strike Witches character broadly inspired by him before he died.

I just thought people would wanna know that.

Reminds me, someone showed the 1980’s veteran crew of the USS Iowa pictures of Kantai Collection’s rendition of the ship, which they universally praised and said if that design existed back when they served, they’d have her plastered all over the ship itself.

For the record, this is USS Iowa

Stop jerking it alone! Hot MILFs in your local area want to penetrate *your* abdomen and ejaculate their eggs into your chest cavity near you!

yes you! CLICK HERE NOW DONT JERK IT ALONE MILFS WANT TO SQUIRT THEIR UNHATCHED LARVAE IN ECSTASY IN YOUR CHEST NOW!!!!

oh my god

the sheer number of you in the notes claiming this happened to you as children explains a lot about this website

ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and-

disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna try to insult a billionaire 

Same energy

Unhinged cartoon creator: “what if we just hit this beehive with this cool stick I found?”

Shoulda let ‘em.

ouuurgggggg cube that ate a lemon

cube that ate a bee

cube that ate a cheese

this is my fave poll ive ever run bc i put my own personal subtype in here (last.fm/discogs dweller) expecting to get absolutly destroyed and turns out all of you hate me the least god bless

its really annoying to me when someone says they want to look more masc so they can dress more feminine and everyones like "you can just do it now uwu nothings stopping you ^-^" some of us have dysphoria. thats like. pretty common in trans people. "why dont you just dress that way now" because i dont want to look like a cis woman or be perceived as a cis woman hope that helps

ok this is getting notes very fast i just wanna say wanting to pass is not a moral failing and youre not a bad trans person for wanting to be perceived as the gender you are. and also maybe we should all go outside and stop paying attention to terminally online discourse

if i had a shrimp i'd name it jeff the kriller

[small french child voice] mon dieu i love Oingeaux Boingeaux

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Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

An ode to all Heavies out there. A medic can't help but feel secure when he sees those wide shoulders and strong build... Brings a tear to the eye.

McDonald's giving away free fries if you use their mobile app and then updating the terms and conditions to say if you use this app you waive your right to trial in any class action lawsuits and have to do mandatory arbitration is INSANE

because i haven’t seen this in the notes yet: it is also VERY SIGNIFICANT that they are doing this as more and more people are learning about BDS. mcdonalds is one of the massive companies that palestiniens have been calling for boycotts of for years. it’d be a very convenient time for them if you ignored the ongoing call to boycott.

learn more at bdsmovent.net!

Was gonna show off the legs but my fat tbulge stole the show. (bc i am so horny and need to hump someone like a dog) (Ignore my dirty mirror)

~Reblogs okay and Appreciated — See more of me

With some people it’s like yeah you don’t use gay as an insult anymore but do you still argue with someone when they say they look gay in an outfit

Recently my dad was giving away some flannels, and he offered to let me look through them and take what I wanted. I said “thank you for donating to the Jane dressing like a lesbian foundation” and he said why would you say that? You don’t look like that

also a few weeks ago I visited my aunt and (clearly elated) told her that the barista in the coffee shop had called my outfit soft butch and I was over the moon about it. She said “oh what a rude thing to say, it’s not like that at all.”

Girl I WANT to look gay. I want to look butch!! I am BEAMING telling you about this! Read the room!

The same goes for the word fat by the way. It is not enough to just not call somebody fat if you have a problem with someone else calling themselves fat you are an asshole.

Y’all should reblog this post with the last part attached. It was not an afterthought, it was made within seconds of the other post. Fat is also not a dirty word.

I take it all back, I changed my mind I wanted to stay, I wanted to stay

(inspired by Love Among the Ruins by Edward Burne-Jones)