*Everyday when James and Regulus see each other in the halls before they start dating*
Regulus: fuck off
James: love you too
*the one day James is having a bad day*
James: fuck off
Regulus: love you too
James: *freaks out for several days*
Laxus: do you want to go to a bookshop and I’ll buy you any book you want?
Freed: say that again but slower and take your pants off
Gray: How many times have I told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, Natsu?!
Natsu: *stuck on a roof* YOU'RE NOT! It's Lucy... who is also stuck up here.
Lucy: *excitedly waves*
Natsu: Lucy is playing hard to get
Natsu: Little does she know I'm playing hard to get rid of
Kidnapper: We have Natsu!
Gray: You poor bastard
Ai: What if “It’s raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are the same event from a different perspective.
Ranmaru: What kind of drugs are you on?
Nagi: What would you do if I got kidnapped?
Eiichi: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.
Ittoki: How do you ask a girl out?
Ai: Simple. You open the door and say "Get out, you're bothering me."
Masato: Are you two dating now?
Ren: Yeah.
Haruka: Yes, we are.
Masato: Why?
Ren: I happen to find Haruka very appealing.
Masato: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in HER head.
Haruka: Do you have a date for Valentine's day?
Ai: Yes, February 14th.
Haruka: I- Never mind...
Haruka: *Calls Nagi* Hey
Nagi: *Answers half asleep* Hey?
Haruka: I can't sleep :(
Nagi: That's funny cause I can *Hangs up*
Reiji: Uhm, why is my underwear in the freezer?
Ai: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow"
Ai: Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you.
Reiji:
Reiji: That explains so much
Gray: Pros and cons of dating me.
Gray: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Gray: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Kuroo: Wake up! The sun is out!
Kenma: Am I scheduled for photosynthesis? Can the earth not rotate unless I get out of bed?? Tell me???
kuroko: kagami-kun, the real reason I keep kissing you is because it's the only way to get you to shut the fuck up.
**everyone drunk and playing truth or dare**
Diane: You have to kiss the cutest person in the room.
Meliodas: Elizabeth?
Elizabeth, blushing: Yes?
Meliodas: Move aside, I need to get to Ban.
When they first met
Lucy, pointing at happy: Does it bite?
Natsu: No but I do.