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mustelid enthusiast

@badgerofscience

23 | she/it | badger irl

Three years ago today, a gentleman came to my office door and told me my car was meowing.

I went outside to find several concerned people gathered around it. I popped the hood, and the same gentleman reached into the engine and pulled out a tiny tortoiseshell kitten. He put her in my hands, I wrapped her in a sweater. She purred and kneaded and I found out what love at first sight is like.

My heart’s belonged to her ever since. She’s a tiny fluffy princess, she is the death of bugs, when she is very happy she holds up one paw and kneads the air. I’m so grateful for Maysie aka Maybe aka Mayday for coming into my life.

(Her big brother Romeo is grateful too)

i love you surf i love you flamethrower i love you thunderbolt i love you ice beam i love you moonblast i love you psychic i love you earthquake i love you shadow ball i love you sludge bomb i love you dark pulse i love you leaf blade i love you drill peck i love you iron head i love you body slam i love you x-scissor i love you dragon claw i love you moves with 95ish base power 100% accuracy and zero recoil damage

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sometimes a girl just has to make a little animal sounds. and thats okay

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if your girl isnt making enough animal sounds she may be experiencing stressful conditions or suffering from a lack of proper enrichment

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the only way to fix this is to kiss her a lot. please

Officially licensed Mario Kart 8 greeting card from Germany, depicting a Spiny Shell with a caption that translates to “the first shall be last”. This is a reference to the Bible, where Jesus states in chapter 19, verse 30 of the Gospel of Matthew: “But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first.“

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what do you mean greeting card. for what occasion.