you wanna talk about why content creators are leaving tumblr and leaving you high and dry without material to fantasize over? let's talk about it.

hmm, lets see!

first of all, none of you fucking care to reblog our work. we are all aware of how tumblr's algorithm is absolute trash. writers have been BEGGING for readers reblog their works bc it's the only way our works can be seen and in turn, we receive the fruits of our labor via followers and exposure. but no, lets make MORE THAN HALF of the likes to reblog ratios consist of fucking LIKES. on top of that, we don't we shit on writers for wanting the absolute BARE MINIMUM aka a REBLOG bc well, they're not entitled to it aren't they? while writers aren't necessarily entitled to notes, answer this; do you work for free? do you bust your ass doing something knowing that there will be no pay off what so ever? that's what i thought.

secondly, you treat us like shit. you expect us to spit out content like we're a machine and when we don't get to it on time bc we have - idk - LIVES, you send the shittiest asks demanding for more content that you aren't even paying for. do you think people are gonna neglect their real life responsibilities to write for YOU and for FREE? absolutely not. on top of that, when we start writing for ourselves and our own spaces, we get push back. yea, not an effective way to encourage your favorite fic writers to give you more content to consume.

and lastly, YOU STEAL FROM US. each and every fic that a writer puts out has taken hours, days, weeks, or even months to write. that's lots of hard work and time invested into one single piece for you. free of charge. people put their fucking hearts into their work. and what do you do in return? disrespect them in one of the most hurtful ways possible.

so yea, i don't blame a single fucking person for leaving this shithole and NONE of you should be surprised. this is YOUR doing.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

Giv news

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

pls

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

plz bagel plssss 🙏

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

Bagel, pls

bagel please i need this thank you

pls bagel

Bagel please

I beg of you sir bagel

Please, I need this so bad

Learning your skin type is important because it can change and better your makeup game. And obviously, you can create perfect skin care routine! Since every skin has different needs. There are four types of skin: dry, oily, normal, and combination. More info here

Personally, I'm a big fan of full face makeup. I believe you can put a lot of products, and still make it look natural. Before I found out about different face shapes, I contoured using the 3 method. It didn't do anything to my face besides that I looked like I put hella bronzer. Knowing my face shape helped me with contouring. Here, you'll find how to contour your face depending on shape.

Every pretty girl got them shuper cute, healthy, and moisturized hair. Jojoba oil dissolves the dirt build up on your scalp and nourishes the follicles hence promoting hair growth. {source}

I looove my hair straight. However, naturally they are wavy, which means I gotta use a lot of heat on my hair :( Recently, I decided to stop using straightener every day, and instead I let myself use it once a week. For the days when I go natural, I do a sleek bun or high ponytail with clip in extensions. To make it more cute, I bought some pink scrunchies & hair clips with rhinestones... If you are looking for ideas how to style your hair, check youtube.

If you find yourself in a rush in the morning, you should consider getting your lashes done. It saves you a lot of time & even if you don't feel like doing makeup, at least you got pretty long lashes.

You don't have to spend hundreds of dollars to whiten your teeth at specialist. Go to your local drugstore, and get whitening strips. Even if your teeth aren't straight, you're gonna feel so much cuter and confident smiling, knowing they are taken care of!

I meaaaan.. who doesn't love lipgloss?! Whether your lips are small or big, lipgloss will make them look juicy and kissable!

Someone once told me: you can't change how your face look, but you can change your body by working out.. Obviously, you can change your face with surgeries. But not everyone can afford to (I know I can't). That's why I started working out every two days. I want my stomach to be flat, and my booty 2 be round. Chloe Ting is my go-to youtuber when it comes to working out. You'll get the fastest results with her.

Did you know that if you drink 2l of water daily, you will loose 5lbs after one year? Simply by drinking water, no exercise! Now imagine your body after one year of drinking water & 20min workouts daily... *SNATCHED!!!*

& Your body is 70% water, you need it girl!

In my opinion, Pinterest is the easiest way to find your style/aesthetic. To get started, create two boards: outfits & makeup. Save only pictures that you genuinely like. Don't be like, "oh, I like Kim K, and that's something she would probably wear. *Saved*" What I mean is stop imitating people. You can take inspiration but don't steal somebody's persona. Literally. Don't be a copycat. You're your own person.

I think everybody should have at least 3 casual go-to outfits. It can be one pair of your favorite jeans and three different tops. Something you look good in & can wear on days when it feels like "you got nothing to wear."

I'm not really good at fashion. What I usually wear are black jeans, black turtleneck, and black shoes. Boring, right? Lol. Whenever I put on jewelry, it looks like I put some effort into my outfit. I order mine from aliexpress. I love big 'diamond' rings & chains. The ones below are from aliexpress for $10/20. *these aren't my pictures *

Using perfume will not do anything to your looks, however, it definitely will make you feel better. Personally, I love when people tell me that when they smell "Bare Vanilla Mist from Victoria's Secret," they think of me. :)

A regular manicure will keep your nails tidy and hands clean. You don't need to go & get full acrylic set... Here is the tutorial on how to do a simple manicure at home.

Applying cuticle oil can increase the circulation around your nails, stimulating nail growth. {source} Mini tip: if you get nail gel extensions, applying cuticle oil prevents lifting.

This is the final step of my glow up checklist. CUT OFF TOXIC FRIENDS!!! How are you supposed to be glowing and thriving, when you surround yourself with bad people? I rather be alone than have fake friends who pray for my downfall. Not everybody deserves to be your friend.

ps, english isn't my first language so i'm sorry for any grammar mistakes 💗 feel free to correct me xo

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

I could really use a miracle. So why not

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

Me right now. And dammit, it sucks.

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

I’m ready

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

Behold the Fuck You buffet

🔮🕯💵💳🏠🏡🕯🔮

Emoji spell for financial independence, security, and your own place! Likes/reblogs charge it ✨🙏🏽

well i’ll be damned

welp

SHE DID THAT !

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

Every time…every TIME this is on my dash, I read it all the way thru before reblogging. And you should too. THIS is how you ally. Respect yourself by raising the women around you who deserve that same level of respect.

Respect yourself. Respect your sisters. Never settle for the fuckboys who look to drag us ALL down. ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

I can’t believe this actually worked

Oh my GOD. These need to be seen. They are infinitely problematic on so many levels, and yet it is so pure at the same time. It’s indescribable. 

Why did you make me watch this with my own two eyes?

ASDBBCJFKDFHDsnxhslsnHDDCHSK

He was an activist who inspired millions to fight for their rights. He knew what was wrong with our country and risked his life to help his people achieve equality.  In the society where black were treated like animal he did everything possible to change this. His brave soul, his will and courage changed the history of America , changed the people. He made us believe we can win this war. He payed for it with his life. He will always be remembered.

this should be reblogged everyday just so people can know that black rage is always justified. always.

And not a damn lie was told.

FACTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

The Good Sis Angela never told a lie

“It bothers me so much that h&m are like we that taxpayers money to help protect our family but what about the millions of families that money could help it’s a joke” - Submitted by Anonymous

Yall can not be serious right. If prince harry was kidnapped or killed due to the lack of protection how would you feel like oh well. You hate Meghan for the same reasons you love diana. Diana literally did an interview saying screw the royal family they are horrible people.

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

I’ll play

Well, I’m waiting for a very important call. Let’s wait and see what happens.

dude look at the blueness in his eyes.