apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 06/21/2014 10:09:29 PM.

My art blog was made in 2012 (:

Posting pics to give older tumblr users weird nostalgia

for a kids franchise, transformers is just... so fucking bleak. their planet is dead. their species is dying. they've been fighting this stupid fucking war for 4 million years and they destroyed everything over it. their planet can no longer support life. their species is dying out as, without the Well, they can no longer reproduce. the few that are left are scattered to the stars as lonely sentinels. its only a matter of time before the current generation dies out and cybertronian life, history, art, love, knowledge, everything is gone. and yet... and YET... they continue to accelerate their own demise by fighting this STUPID FUCKING WAR. they're a species, a people consumed by war. they let their own hatred and violence destroy themselves.

transformers is a tragedy.

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

IT GETS WORSE!

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

Update on this, it's funnier

Dude thinks he can run the site while not paying for anything and is getting smacked with the consequences of his own actions

Thieves Guild

These kinds of pictures are wild to me because my cats are rarely interested in people food, and are incredibly picky about treats. They only want their crunchies, they don't usually care about wet food. Even if they like something they don't like it enough to get crazy about it. And it's not like I feed super high quality food so they aren't impressed by things, it's just midrange crunchies. They're not even especially excited about Churu!

It's actually kind of frustrating, because I'm Southern and for us food is love. Being unable to delight my cats with special food is counter to my very nature.

Reblogging to potentially save a fur friends life

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

Ok but what color is the ship? I hope it's a warm, positive color

I need people to understand…that if you believe in paying people a livable hourly wage…most hand-knitted clothing should cost hundreds of dollars

“My grandma could make that!” YOUR GRANDMA LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO SPEND A MONTH MAKING YOU A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS, I HAVE NO SUCH AFFECTION

Most hand-knitted clothing DOES cost hundreds of dollars. The only exception is when the artist is being exploited.

With Super Mario RPG Remake finally being real, we will also get to see him in his HD glory

and this

AND THIS

Shoutout to splatoon 3's clothes. a single update will add the worst hat you've seen in your life, old person sandals, and a fast food visor. I can wear crocs and a bright orange 90s jacket while rocking a pompadour, then switch to the Hot Topic fit with a bowler hat. Truly splatoon 3 is a game that lets you express some kind of style

…Hot take, but we need to start hiring fursuit makers of this caliber to do practical creature effects for indie fantasy/sci-fi movies, because clearly these people seem like the goddamn future of practical effects….

…And yes, before anyone brings it up, I am aware the all-fursuited fantasy movie Bitter Lake exists, but we need more stuff like that IMO.

What's wild to me is you can't see where the wearer's vision is. Usually close-fitting masks like this use the wearer's eyes as the character's eyes, and while it does look cool you can't get cartoon eyes that way. This mask has cartoon eyes, but doesn't have the usual black patches at the corners for vision. I'm wondering if the eyes are actually where the wearer's eyes are and they're using a material like reflective sunglass lenses to prevent their eyes from being easily seen.

And don't get me started on how well the jaw works! Mobile jaws that follow the wearer's movement are common but often have very slight oddities that give away the mechanism. This one is perfect. I'd love to see this artist's other work.

EDIT: Artist is here: https://twitter.com/smallyuXP

I think the vision IS using the tearduct method, it's just so seamless you don't notice! Incredible.

YOU THERE. THE ONE FEELING GUILTY ABOUT HAVING NEGATIVE EMOTIONS. THE ONE FEELING GUILTY ABOUT HAVING "BAGGAGE"

you know who else feels upset? you know who else has experienced great hardship? you know who else is still appreciated by those around them?

shadow the hedgehog.

stop hurting yourself for having emotions. stop hurting yourself for experiencing bad things.

if shadow the hedgehog can be cool and make friends even while feeling so very tragic, so can you.

stop calling it baggage. start calling it your epic backstory.

#hegetsus

Tailor Birds “Sewing” Nests

(via)

Quotations marks nothing, that bird is literally sewing

i know you still think about wildstar

eVERY DAMN DAY

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

how come there are so many wells in hyrule but no sewers?

thanks for your game theories. some of them are better than others. would anyone else like to chime in please

I just can't get over how many of the wells 1) are large caves, usually full of monsters, or 2) don't actually have enough water to function as a well