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I got Barclay a new costume and he is not 100% on board with my humor.
Fuckin…MELON COLLIE ahhhggghhhh
adfgadsfgadsgfa THAT PUN
Chelsea Wolfe, from Birth Of Violence; “Erde,” released c. September 2019
Living in 3019.
[Yes, they’ve considered summer, and there are auto-open panels when it gets too hot.]
Remember to drink water babes
Then become the dirt I walk on.
Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it
how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus
how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses
how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.
How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.
How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:
Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.
Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS
One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons
What happened afterwards?
My mom showed up
Reblog to have God come down and give our world leaders a stern talking to.
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This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try
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This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try
Nike’s new ad is targeted at Latina women and it is phenomenal!!!
This ad got me hyped!
¡Vámonos! 🇲🇽
This got me pumped for the day
BADASS