Just gonnae post this to piss off any fash who see it.

This post is from 2019 and I consider it a litmus test for whether or not to take you seriously.

Want to see a dumpster fire? Feast your eyes on the notes.

No, thank you. I shan’t check the notes on this particular post.

reblog this to

uhhh fuck

reblog this to… give a little gnome guy a pointed cap

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

hey chicagoans

I think I overestimated how many Chicagoans this blog reaches

reblog for Chicagoan exposure

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

"What the heck was THAT???"

Something smallish and furry races past him, diving into a hole and going deep into it.

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

Plotting, scheming, etc.

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.

I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!

That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Do the damn thang Roger!

River

Roger and the power of three point one million notes.

You will now do the thing

Hi! incase you need you this You’re doing a good work!🥰

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

you're welcome

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

here lemme help

*ahem*

reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from

hope that works :)

THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA

THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...

@graycatluna it's now at 6801 reblogs and I made you a composite image, it's not perfect because it keeps wiggling around but it's very pretty:

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL...

IM SO SO HAPPY AAAAA..

PPL ARE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE AND IM SCREAMING

IT'S A WHOLE LITTLE UNIVERSE IN THERE...

This is SO cool >w<

i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

I have something I want to check, but the answer may scare me. Alright, here it goes:

Please reblog, though I'm pretty sure it's gonna be pretty conclusive regardless of sample size.